"Hugo Chavez seriously needs to consider Ozzie for any cabinet vacancies, or at the very least as ambassador to the UN.
Imagine how much more fun those General Assembly meetings could be."
"This reminds me of the end of Blazing Saddles where the hero rides off into the sunset while the people wish him well.
Then he jumps into a waiting limousine leaving us common-folk behind.
In all seriousness, we're proud of you."
"Having drug dealers killed would be the one of the most respectful and civilized things he's done in his life.
Sure, he should do time for raping somebody...but killing a bunch of murderous thugs, he should get the key to the city.
Seriously, Michael Bloomberg should give him the key to the city.
Oh, and fuck 50 Cent."
"While going through Buzz's garbage, I found evidence that he goes on sex trips to fuck 8 year old boys.
Leitch, if you want the proof, drop me a line."
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