UT Anthony commented on Pester Ozzie Guillen Enough On E-mail And He Will Respond Accordingly

"Hugo Chavez seriously needs to consider Ozzie for any cabinet vacancies, or at the very least as ambassador to the UN. Imagine how much more fun those General Assembly meetings could be."

UT Anthony commented on One More Special Message To Go

"This reminds me of the end of Blazing Saddles where the hero rides off into the sunset while the people wish him well. Then he jumps into a waiting limousine leaving us common-folk behind. In all seriousness, we're proud of you."

UT Anthony commented on Call Him Adam Jones, If You Please

"Mama call him Pacman, Imma call him Pacman"

UT Anthony commented on Mike Tyson's Rub Out

"Having drug dealers killed would be the one of the most respectful and civilized things he's done in his life. Sure, he should do time for raping somebody...but killing a bunch of murderous thugs, he should get the key to the city. Seriously, Michael Bloomberg should give him the key to the city. Oh, and fuck 50 Cent."

UT Anthony commented on Kwame Kilpatrick Will Never Send You Naughty Text Messages After This

"If only Monica Conyers went up on stage...then there would have been some real fun"

UT Anthony commented on Erick Strickland Still Catering To The Big, Rich

"[insert John Amaechi joke here]"

UT Anthony commented on Whitlock Says No Tattoos, No Fat Chicks Equals Ratings Bonanza

"Whitlock's just pissed because his friends dared him to get a unicorn tattooed on his ass one friday night and he was too drunk to say no"

UT Anthony commented on Bissinger Vs. Leitch

"While going through Buzz's garbage, I found evidence that he goes on sex trips to fuck 8 year old boys. Leitch, if you want the proof, drop me a line."

UT Anthony commented on Spend An Expensive Evening With Joe Buck And His Lame Friends

"I'd rather listen to Chris Matthews talk about bowel movements with Terrell Owens than sit through that bullshit."

UT Anthony commented on The Masters Are Not Back Back Back

"they slipped some deux deux deux in his water before they broke the news"

UT Anthony commented on Gen. Petraeus Rocks The Wii Golf

"No wonder we aren't winning the war."

UT Anthony commented on I'm Going To The Olympic Torch Relay ... What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

"Ballroom dancing aint got shit on Tibetan flag burning"

UT Anthony commented on The Usual Dash Of Dollar Dog Night Bacchanalia

"@Triple B: Just imagine if it were $1 slice of pizza night."

UT Anthony commented on The Usual Dash Of Dollar Dog Night Bacchanalia

"@Clare: Please tell me that isn't you chillin' in the parking lot with a golf club in your face"

UT Anthony commented on LeBron Talks To The Hand, Hand Says, "No MVP For You!"

"McGrady still ain't got shit on Sam I am's alienhead"

UT Anthony commented on Ron Mexico's Prison Pen Pal

"Get busy livin' or get busy dog fightin'."

UT Anthony commented on Who Knew Hondas Were So Roomy?

"@Clare: Sadly, that movie wasn't the last time Anthony Michael Hall had to use booze to get sex."

UT Anthony commented on Ron Mexico's Prison Pen Pal

"Too bad all of Vick's letters are written with a blue So-big Crayola crayon and his R's are always written backwards"