UT Anthony commented on LA Times Sports Writer Chooses Not to Lop Off Penis; Paper is Thrilled

"We need to watch out for this guy."

UT Anthony commented on That Will Be All For Shawn Kemp

"@IfindUrlacherfaithdisturbing: I'm giving him 3 kids. Oh, and would it be road beef or road salami?"

UT Anthony commented on Mets Fans Go Out With Quiet Grace And Dignity

"@econdave: And yet, R."

UT Anthony commented on Stephon Marbury Will Save The Knicks, Nurture Mother Earth

"His mission to save the planet was tattooed on his face so that every time he looked in the mirror, he would remember his greater purpose in life."

UT Anthony commented on Little Stein Just Wants People To Acknowledge The Unfairness Of It All

"Between this douchebag and Drayton McLane, I'm convinced that baseball owners are a bunch of pussies."

UT Anthony commented on Little Stein Just Wants People To Acknowledge The Unfairness Of It All

"Shit like this makes me wish there was a website that tracked wins per million of payroll throughout the season."

UT Anthony commented on A Night Out With Linda Cohn

"I think you did a great job in showing that bloggers do possess social skills that extend to encounters with members of the opposite sex. Although I'm sure when her book comes out in paperback, there will be an afterword regarding said pants shitting"

UT Anthony commented on Those Pesky Mariotti-To-Tribune Rumors Will Not Dissipate

"Why can't Kevin Blackistone do us all a favor and beat this shit out of this guy already?"

UT Anthony commented on MLS Player Breaks Leg on Backflip Celebrating an Offsides Goal

"Brigham Young does not approve of backflips."

UT Anthony commented on Vince Young's Got A Gun: Searching For Answers To The Quarterback's Bizarre Unraveling

"Could have been worse, they could have found him hiding in the trunk"