MY LEFT TIT commented on Safeco Not A Welcoming Place For Gay Couples Brazen Enough To Show Affection

"@FrankTheTank: I made out with a chick at a softball game once and the ump was like "you need to stop that right now" and I'm like "dude, what is your problem?" and he goes "YOU'RE OUT!" right in my face and I'm like "DUH!" Umps."

MY LEFT TIT commented on Larry Wayne Jones Jr. And The Chase For .400

"You know, I want to hate him, I really do."

MY LEFT TIT commented on Media Approval Ratings: Keith Olbermann

"I'd switch teams for him. APPROVE!"

MY LEFT TIT commented on Always A Fun Night In Philly When The Mets Are In Town

"So, I'm a little late to this comment party (I'm catching up on old posts) but that was by far the most worthless post I've ever read on Deadspin."

MY LEFT TIT commented on Bissinger Vs. Leitch

"Will, they don't hate you for this site and the fact that you let any yahoo with an opinion post it here."

MY LEFT TIT commented on About Last Night

"GO BUCKEYES...."

MY LEFT TIT commented on So, Does Anybody REALLY Care About Jose Canseco And Alex Rodriguez?

"@Weed Against Speed: +1."

MY LEFT TIT commented on The Excerpts From "Vindicated" About Alex Rodriguez (UPDATE: Now Redacted!)

"Jose is clearly a graduate of the George Costanza School of Lie Detector Test Passing."

MY LEFT TIT commented on A Very NBA Valentine's Day

"Shouldn't Beckett be at spring training?"

MY LEFT TIT commented on Ryan Dempster Says ... No Wait ... He Says ... Really ... The Cubs ... Ha ... Sorry, We Just Can't

"I do not profess to know much about Ninjas, however, I do believe they probably frown upon being, you know, fat."

MY LEFT TIT commented on Wrapping Up The 2008 Westminster Dog Show

"Well done, Barry."

MY LEFT TIT commented on Berman YouTuber Shares Some Insight

"@UkraineNotWeak: Bukowski."

MY LEFT TIT commented on Suddenly My High School Years Look Sad And Lackluster

""47 where the teacher, you insist without being characteristic at all her concerning thing, and the behavior which do not make her chest of reaction clear in only exciting scribbling of the boy." /babelfished* *english to japanese and back to english, because swedish wasn't available"

MY LEFT TIT commented on Duke Shows Off For Lover Vitale

"@katolesce: It wasn't dark blue?"

MY LEFT TIT commented on About Last Night

"Suck it, Dookies!"

MY LEFT TIT commented on Analyzing Belichick's Insane Decision Not To Kick

"Did anyone else notice that Belichick seemed to be very involved with his defense on the sidelines while his offense was on the field?"

MY LEFT TIT commented on Boston Fans, Still Struggling The Day After

"I don't hate Pats fans at all, or even Brady."

MY LEFT TIT commented on All Hail Tiki Barber, Maker Of Omelets

"@daver4470: Nice of Shockey to opt for sitting in a nice cozy booth drinking a beer rather than sitting on the sidelines with his team."