Damit commented on Iowa's Defense Has Promising Speed

"the part he screwed up was not hitting the trampoline at the end, Ferris-style."

Damit commented on A Love Letter To The Deadspinners

"i knew this site was legit when i started to randomly check it on weekends."

Damit commented on Media Approval Ratings: Chris Berman

"he's the worst thing ever."

Damit commented on Media Approval Ratings: Jim Rome

"if Jim Rome was on the side of the road burning in a blazing inferno, i would....stop my car...then get out and...open my gas tank and...suck as much gas as...i could...into my mouth and...then proceed to...SPIT ALL OVER HIS DUMBASS. sitting back and taking notes about atheletes and teams when they screw up and then making douchebag comments about them really doesn't make you a sports talk host."

Damit commented on Steven Hill Is Looking Awesome

"twiiiiiiiiice-iiiiiiii-iiiiiiice as haaarrr-haaaarrrrrd/as it was the first time/ i said gooood-byyyeeeee/ yeah ehhhh!!!!!"

Damit commented on Here Are Those Tirico Stories We Hinted At Last Week

"Tirico seems like the quiet asian guy that everyone works with, who we all think he's this innocent and shy guy, but when the wknd comes, he's balls-to-the-wall fantastically crazy."

Damit commented on NFL Divisional Pants Party: Colts Vs. Chargers

"LT will have the pacifier in his mouth, sulking on the bench with about 10 minutes to go in the 2nd quarter."

Damit commented on Brady Quinn's Unfortunate Circumstances

"jot this down, too: you are a tool."

Damit commented on Brady Quinn's Unfortunate Circumstances

"@FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns: dude, making fun of Brady f'n Quinn is PASSE."

Damit commented on Brady Quinn's Unfortunate Circumstances

"calling guys who get way more ass than you gay seems kind of ironic."