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"Who knew Roger Bannister played basketball?"

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"Spike's in hell."

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"@Spielman: Sign your assholes, organ acceptors."

Christian_Okoye_Dokoye commented on Boxer's Death Creates Life For Others

"@Hit Bull Win Steak: I dance, I dance, I dance...around the Mexican hat."

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"Based on that second e-mail, Salisbury is still sending AJ e-mails."

Christian_Okoye_Dokoye commented on Jay Mariotti: Lurking Tormentor Of The Chicago Bar Scene

"@norbizness: But you didn't have to salt the Earth so nothing would ever grow again."

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"@BigRicks: I think Brady Quinn used to fuck guys like Clausen in prison."

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"In one physical model of the universe, the shortest distance between two points is a straight line ."