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@Insert Clever Name: I didn't see Tennessee on that lis....oh wait, there it is.
This is the happiest day in my avatar life.
@Julian Vargas: He thought those masseuses had some of that healing oil. Adrenoleukodystrophy is a bitch.
@Hatey McLife: For all intensive purposes, this is a mute point.
@AirBratz23: I saw that goddamn "Roll Tide" commercial yesterday. I hate the SEC.
"that Matthew Modine high-five was intense!"

Is that you, Simmons?
@Red Ned: yes you are! look at the extra vowel you used when spelling "behavior."
Does he own "Cinco de Mayo" and "Putumayo?" I need some huaraches.
Wow. Is that third customer a chick or fat Gene Simmons?
@IronMikeGallego: It's got a big decision to make: which amazing breast to eat first.
" If you send a woman a picture of your junk, it should be humongous, it shouldn't be small. That's one of the Ten Commandments."

See, Moses, I TOLD YOU!
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