<![CDATA[Comments from Dan Levy]]> <![CDATA[Comments from Dan Levy]]> <![CDATA[Dan Levy commented on Brett Favre: The Packers Really Don't Want You To Come Back (But ESPN Does!)]]> Bottom line: Brett Favre may come back. He's just not not heading back to Green Bay.

So you're saying he is going back to Green Bay? It's these kinds of double-negatives that don't not keep me coming back to this dang site.

]]> <![CDATA[Dan Levy commented on Ron Jaworski: Yes, I Know I Look Like An Old Lesbian]]> @thetaxman:

That's okay. if you listen between the lines, AJ called my mom and old lesbian. Maybe he knows something I don't.

]]> <![CDATA[Dan Levy commented on The World Is Clearly Not Ready For Justin Gimelstob]]> Ah, so the new Deadspin begins...now.

And listen, I'm Jewish. I've known a lot of JAPs. I don't know what she's a FREAK (in a JAP sort of way) means. Seriously, does she complain about how hot it is the whole time? Does she make you buy her a Lexus before she'll do you?

]]> <![CDATA[Dan Levy commented on The Weird Euro Closing Ceremony, A Beckham Nutshot, Bill Simmons and More!]]> My best friend does know what he's talking about. And his voice is far less squeaky. Thanks, Sports Guy! Thanks ESPN!

]]> <![CDATA[Dan Levy commented on Meet Your New Editor(s)]]> Wait...is this true:

Clay Travis is the only former student manager in the history of college athletics to marry an NFL cheerleader.

Well, the nerd quota went WAY down on this hire. Does he stutter and talk too fast? He better.

]]> <![CDATA[Dan Levy commented on Meet Your New Editor(s)]]> Seriously, congrats, Balls.

]]> <![CDATA[Dan Levy commented on Meet Your New Editor(s)]]> Alright. Philly represent. I can't wait until Bill Conlin is the overnight editor!

]]> <![CDATA[Dan Levy commented on Our Conversation With Buzz Bissinger]]> I'm certain nobody is reading this because it's page two or three of this thread, and I think I got a hand cramp just scrolling down this far, but I wanted to add one thing to my previous comments....

I also hate the anonymity. I understand the reasons for it, but I'm Dan Levy, and so says my handle. I am who I am (and that's all that I am...I'm Popeye...wait, what?) If I post something, it's me, not a mask I hide behind. I'm sure when Buzz read this site, or many of the other blogs after HBO, he didn't come across my name, or the many other names of people who actually use their names. But there are some of us. I'm not saying everyone should change their handle to their real name. Do what you want. I just don't feel like being lumped in with his assertion that people cower behind their computers and their fake screen names.

I'm right here. And I felt the need to say that. Thanks, Deadspin for allowing that indulgence.

]]> <![CDATA[Dan Levy commented on Our Conversation With Buzz Bissinger]]> Wait...which one is Will. I thought he was in bold, but there's no awkwardness and stuttering.

Seriously, great job on this. Now we can all breathe and hate each other again.

]]> <![CDATA[Dan Levy commented on Danilo Gallinari, Hero Of The South Bronx]]> Hey, who let this Leitch guy back in?

]]> <![CDATA[Dan Levy commented on Part IV: Featuring America's Favorite Sports Fella...Bill Simmons]]> Wait, why did a window on the right side of the screen all of the sudden start playing Stuart Scott hightlights?

/boo-yah?

]]> <![CDATA[Dan Levy commented on Part II: David Hirshey, Aileen Gallagher, Whitney Pastorek...And More!]]> Needs More Jews.

/realizing my comment adds +1
/satisfied.

]]> <![CDATA[Dan Levy commented on The All-Star Blogebrity Roast Of William F. Leitch!]]> I had an e-ball gag once. Not pleasant.

This next few hours is going to be sweet!!

]]> <![CDATA[Dan Levy commented on A Love Letter To The Deadspinners]]> First!

Mazel Tov on your new job, and thanks for injecting your midwestern.........wait for it..........sensibilities into my day.

]]> <![CDATA[Dan Levy commented on Your Morning Video Wake Up Call]]> Has anyone seen my Hennessy? It was right here on this shelf.

]]> <![CDATA[Dan Levy commented on The Politically Incorrect Cow]]> @quizzkid: Hitler, who said anything about Hitler?

Be careful what you say, there's a banning a'brewing.

]]> <![CDATA[Dan Levy commented on ESPN Still Desperately Wants To Be Cool Again]]> @B: My grocery bagger did look rather tall and well coiffed this past weekend.

As for the tag, I saw Jon Stewart and the word Blind and I thought there was a terrible soccer accident at the NYCJCC this weekend.

/quite varklempt

]]> <![CDATA[Dan Levy commented on The Screaming Man Shouldn't Make You Change The Way You Think About Yourself]]> Jerry Maquire called. He wants his mission statement back.

]]> <![CDATA[Dan Levy commented on A Thoughtful, Critical Analysis On Jiggling Breasts And Overeating]]> Is this a NSFW (not suitable for WIFE) situation? I work from home, and all. Sadly, no basement.

]]> <![CDATA[Dan Levy commented on Media Approval Ratings: Jeremy Schaap]]> Damn you, Leitch. That's TWICE this week! Oh, and Approve, big time.

/I learned it by watching The Balls

]]> <![CDATA[Dan Levy commented on Bloggers Are Half Joe Camel, A Third Fonzarelli]]> Needs more pigeons. Nothing says media feud like pigeons bogarting the old guys popcorn.

]]> <![CDATA[Dan Levy commented on Philadelphia's Continuing Misguided Hatred Of J.D. Drew]]> @Send It In, Jerome!: I never understood the calling someone a Jew because they wanted to have more money, then high fiving with the "got 'em" look on your faces.

Kids used to throw pennies at me a lunch. First, who carries pennies around? Second, did you know that 100 pennies equals a dollar? Keep chuckin, jerks.

/dealing with repressed issues

]]> <![CDATA[Dan Levy commented on Media Approval Ratings: John Feinstein]]> I'm torn. I want to vote approve for his schtick with Kornheiser and the fact that he's dropped an F-bomb twice on radio and lived to tell about it.

Then again...that's a lot of books...

]]> <![CDATA[Dan Levy commented on The Nets Are Pulling Out All The Promotional Stops]]> Will, if we can talk via phone, I have an old set of lawn chairs you can have for ten grand. I'll throw in a Wawa gift card with six bucks on it.

Give me your number and we can chat about this exciting offer.

]]> <![CDATA[Dan Levy commented on Eli Manning And Wife In Desperate Need Of A Queer-Eyeing]]> We're doin' 90 in my mom's new Porsche and to make this long story short (short).
When the cops pulled me over I was scared as hell
I said 'I don't have a license, but I drive very well officer.'

/Archie just don't understand.

]]> <![CDATA[Dan Levy commented on Roger Clemens Sells Car To Bret Michaels In Order To Save Himself]]> Where does one list a car like that for sale, anyway? Were these two guys friends, or did Bret accidentally get on the mailing list for Lenny Dystra's athlete only Shoppers Guide?

]]> <![CDATA[Dan Levy commented on After The Quake: Penetrating Strangeness]]> So, it can be said that Obama triumphs either because of his skin color or not because of it.

I wish I could tell you how many times I triumph because of something, or not because of it.

]]> <![CDATA[Dan Levy commented on Media Approval Ratings: David Aldridge]]> I approve of DA immensely. I also approve of this, Will.

]]> <![CDATA[Dan Levy commented on Shirtless Nationals' Fans Are Put On Notice By Team Reps]]> There are only two kinds of people who can go topless at sporting events: gay guys and big fat party animals. And Bart's not a big fat party animal.

/liberties clearly taken (d'oh)

]]> <![CDATA[Dan Levy commented on Marvin Harrison Case Still Not Anywhere Close To Being Solved]]> I can't wait to see Peyton Manning in a Stop Snitchin' video.

]]> <![CDATA[Dan Levy commented on Javon Walker's Reckless Champagne Spraying Habits May Have Led To His Cold-Cocking, Some Say]]> @Unsilent Majority: Does that make me Jamie Moyer?

]]> <![CDATA[Dan Levy commented on Javon Walker's Reckless Champagne Spraying Habits May Have Led To His Cold-Cocking, Some Say]]> How does that conversation with the bartender go?

"Yes, hello. I'd like 50 bottles of your best champagne."
"Sir, do you really think your party can consume 50 carafes of our finest selection from the French provence. Might I suggest a smaller quantity to commence your spirit indulgence?"
"Drink. No, kind fellow, you are mistaken. These are not for consuming, but rather for spraying all about your fine establishment."
"Very well then. Will this be cash or charge?"

/Weintraub'd

]]> <![CDATA[Dan Levy commented on Media Approval Ratings: Bill Plaschke]]> I keep searching, but I can't find the button to disapprove of Mariotti and Woody Paige again.

]]> <![CDATA[Dan Levy commented on Michael Wilbon Thinks People Who Enjoy Pictures Of Him With Porn Stars Should "Get A Life"]]> Meh. Maybe it's because I like Wilbon, but I don't have a problem with this statement. The way I see it, he wasn't saying that the people who posted it should get a life, or even the blogs (like this) who re-ran it. He was saying the commenters in Wash Post chats should get lives. And have you READ those chats? He ain't lying.

]]> <![CDATA[Dan Levy commented on A Pox, Ye Shall Receive Twenty Lashes]]> and some rookie dude named Carlos Ruiz had 4 hits and 4 RBI, both career highs.

Considering this is his third season in the bigs, I'm not sure he'll appreciate being called a rookie. Someone send this to him so he gets mad and has another four hits, raising his average to a respectable .240.

/still hitting 23-points better than Howard

]]> <![CDATA[Dan Levy commented on Mike Tyson's Rub Out]]> @Dany Heatley Speedwagon:
Probably paid a hell of a premium on any life insurance policy. I told my carrier my middle name was "Highlander".

]]> <![CDATA[Dan Levy commented on Lenny Dykstra, Still Pretending To Understand Stocks]]> Steve Atwater, not available for comment.

]]> <![CDATA[Dan Levy commented on Freddie Mitchell Just Keeps On Keepin' On]]> What happens in Vegas, ends up on the 700 Level, then DUAN for the world to see. I miss Fred Ex.

]]> <![CDATA[Dan Levy commented on Bill Conlin's Sensitivity Once Again Called Into Question]]> He can't be that stupid to make that comment because he's a racist, right? However, I think he should have said, 'leave the cranberry bog to send that off.' It's a better visual.

]]> <![CDATA[Dan Levy commented on The Big Ball Orchard In The South Bronx]]> Say what you want, you have to respect the juxtaposition of this story with the previous two.

/dickjoke

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