danzigeevil commented on Japan Is TOTALLY Sold Out of Xbox 360s (New Shipment Next Month!)

"You knew shit like this was bound to happen after the announcement tha t Chinese Democracy was likely ready to be released at Summer's end. Stock up on your ammunition and canned food, kiddies."

danzigeevil commented on Farewell, Skip Caray. The

"It goes without saying that the Braves have been too painfully pathetic this season to even warrant turning on the radio. Something kind of said I should be making a special effort to tune in to home game radio this season, despite the agonizing abuse of three hours of my life. I'll miss hearing "The deliverrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyy......." By the way, has anybody noticed that Don Sutton has always looked like he belongs playing drums in Grand Funk Railroad?"

danzigeevil commented on Rumor: Konami Following Retro Trend

"Rode even."

danzigeevil commented on Rumor: Konami Following Retro Trend

"*insert badly digitized but endlessy entertaining game voice here* The Adventures Of Bayou Billy! That game was pretty well ahead of its time."

danzigeevil commented on If Team USA Fails to Win Gold Again, Will Whores Be to Blame?

"@DrAndrewsGinsuKnifeSet: A well-earned +1 to you, good Dr."

danzigeevil commented on What Are You Playing This Weekend?

"Hockey season has been winding down, so I've finally had time to get back into the gaming world. I'm *very* late to the party, but I am currently cajones deep in Bioshock. Man, if ever there was a game designed with surround sound in mind for maximum creepiness, this is it. I'm also feeling my way around the online play of Smash Bros."

danzigeevil commented on Penny Arcade Adventures Hits XBLA, PC May 21

"Glad to see the boys finally have it together. Viva Fruit Fucker!"

danzigeevil commented on Microsoft Looking At Blu-ray For Xbox 360? (Yes, This Again.)

"Sony and M$ doing anything together?"

danzigeevil commented on Staying Out of The Porn Game Ghetto

"God bless you, Europe."

danzigeevil commented on What Is Happening To The US Dollar? (Someone Make It Stop)

"This has been kicking me in the nuts ever since the Euro came in. As has been pointed out, the Euro was basically 1:1 against the US dollar."