1) Issuing judgment on films one hasn't seen. (That's a no-brainer, I hope.)
2) Failing to judge a film on its merits.
3) Judging a film on its merits, but then concluding that that judgment is a sign of the judger's moral superiority.
4) In many cases, judging this collaborative artform as though it were the product of just one person. (Although I'd be reluctant to apply this rule in Woody Allen's case, since his films really are saturated with his persona in a way few others are.)
I have no idea whether any of these apply to you personally — I don't know enough about you. However, that's my quick, probably incomplete definition of philistinism. And I'll add that when I see evidence of that attitude expressed anywhere, it drives me bonkers. Like the speaker is just dully repeating that line from Nineteen Eighty-Four: "It's a beautiful thing, the destruction of words."
At this point, I'd give serious attention to your own views on what constitutes philistinism. Surely you deserve at least that much consideration from me, for responding here and possibly reading through this little mini-essay.
As long as we're clear.
I'm not likely to be intimidated by transparent bullying, but I suspect some other commenters might be. And anyway, everyone who participates on Jezebel in good faith benefits from seeing personal attacks like these rejected. Thanks again. #trollpatrol
Leaving aside the absolute nature of @feministabroad's comments, I note that the slippery slope can run in all sorts of directions: Certainly as I age, I find myself attracted to a wider variety of sexual types, most of which are variations on a few themes. Including, unsurprisingly, older women. This could surely be interpreted as "slipperiness" on a slope running in some direction or other.
Also I interpret @feministabroad's comments as acknowledging that there's some "slipperiness" in the development of his/her own sexual desire. That gives some additional support to the point above.
I agree with you that it's probably ridiculous to assume that 18-year-olds and 13-year-olds are equally sexually desirable to a large majority of people: The developmental differences between those two ages are incredibly vast. But if @feministabroad testifies to the existence of a slope of a similar kind in his/her own sexual desire, then I wouldn't dismiss it as impossible in individual cases.
Also, I'm new to #trollpatrol; are the two hashtags listed linked to anything?
And gender-centric...well, on Jezebel, I guess I have a high tolerance for that too.
But objectively speaking, you're right on both counts. I guess my instinct is just to give a lot of leeway to truly analytical approaches to questions like this one.
And as you correctly note, sexual desire and fantasy are so overdetermined anyway, almost any explanation is likely to have some bit of meaning to it. Yet I wouldn't necessarily suss out that meaning via introspection or by discussing the topic with friends or random strangers on the internet. So it's interesting to see someone back up these various theories with at least a little substance, even if I don't think the theories apply to me specifically.