My favorite was Brady's take on Ray Lewis' Super Bowl.
I don't have tape of it, but about 10 minutes ago (9:30am MST) on Sunday NFL countdown, "the gang" was talking about "drinking the Kool Aid." Berman turns to Keyshawn, and says, "Was it grape?" Keyshawn was a little annoyed, but handled it professionally, saying, "Why's it gotta be grape? Can't it be strawberry?"
All in all, it was actually the least obnoxious thing Berman said all day. #tips
I'm glad they didn't go with the first draft,
"That's one small nap for man, one giant sleep for mankind."
You're not from Denver, are you? We've played against a team with that name a few times.
A comfortable saddle is a must, but my experience is that it's more about the fit than the padding.
Bike shorts are a necessity (and sexy).
I've never used Assos Chamois Cream, but Udder Butter and Bag Balm are both good.
Also, don't stress about training, unless you're trying to set a time. You can't fake your way through a marathon, but a bike is pretty forgiving.
The planets are not going to align in 2012. It would be cool, but unfortunately, that's just another untrue part of the doomsday narrative.
His final moment, caught on tape . . .
Welcome home, and thanks for your service.
I probably couldn't handle that swap, but if you have questions about pursuing/using an MBA, I'm happy to help.
I've got my MBA and am looking to get out of the corporate world. What are you currently doing? Maybe we can just swap.
Okay; I haven't been around in almost a year, and now I show up because I need something, which makes me like the worst kind of ex-girlfriend. Nevertheless . . .
I'm in my mid-30's and considering a major career change. It's exciting, and terrifying, but I'm not sure if it's feasible. Any of you olds ever pull this move? How'd it work out?
Senior year, I was captain of my HS basketball team (my teammates were horrible judges of character and leadership ability).
In one of our final home games, we were trailing by one, with 7 seconds remaining and the ball in the backcourt.
Coach called a time out and drew up a play. A pick would spring me loose to receive the inbounds pass, I'd briskly but calmly bring the ball upcourt, use another pick at the top of the key, create my own shot, win the game and get the girl.
I managed to get free and take the inbounds pass cleanly. There was plenty of time left, but I went to the place that's the opposite of "the zone," and my brain started screaming, "HURRY!!!HURRY!!!HURRY!!!" I panicked and raced up the court like my pants were on fire. I was so out of control that I turned the ball over without even getting off a shot.
Major choke job.
For all the good memories I have from high school sports, this is the one I think about the most. By far.
In one of our final home games, we were trailing by one, with 7 seconds remaining and the ball in the backcourt.
Coach called a time out and drew up a play. A pick would spring me loose to receive the inbounds pass, I'd briskly but calmly bring the ball upcourt, use another pick at the top of the key, create my own shot, win the game and get the girl.
I managed to get free and take the inbounds pass cleanly. There was plenty of time left, but I went to the place that's the opposite of "the zone," and my brain started screaming, "HURRY!!!HURRY!!!HURRY!!!" I panicked and raced up the court like my pants were on fire. I was so out of control that I turned the ball over without even getting off a shot.
Major choke job.
For all the good memories I have from high school sports, this is the one I think about the most. By far.
Great piece, Emma.
But, your story of manufactured drama is small potatoes compared to when Dick Ebersol force-fed cigarettes and asbestos to Dan Jansen's sister.
But, your story of manufactured drama is small potatoes compared to when Dick Ebersol force-fed cigarettes and asbestos to Dan Jansen's sister.
Zookeeper. In theaters July 8th!
Who is Kevin James' audience?
Who is Kevin James' audience?
Big deal. I lost my shit every show for the last three years.
-Larry King
-Larry King
'Melo! Chauncy! Why don't I don't feel those thumbs wrasslin'!"
@comment_ninja
Have you not seen the sex tape? After that golden shower, "in her mouth" is hardly the only place she's had a boy's wee-wee.
Have you not seen the sex tape? After that golden shower, "in her mouth" is hardly the only place she's had a boy's wee-wee.
$35 is about what I paid. You can spend a lot more, but until you want to commit to a safety razor, it's a good place to start.
As far as blades, I've read that they each have their own characteristics, but I can't tell the difference. My razor came with one Merkur blade, but the big pack I bought was Derby's and they seem about the same.
The first few shaves are rough. I looked like I lost a fight with a lawnmower. But, by the 3rd or 4th time, you get the hang of it. The key is to not apply pressure; just let the weight of the head do its thing.
And don't forget the badger brush. That's fun too!
As far as blades, I've read that they each have their own characteristics, but I can't tell the difference. My razor came with one Merkur blade, but the big pack I bought was Derby's and they seem about the same.
The first few shaves are rough. I looked like I lost a fight with a lawnmower. But, by the 3rd or 4th time, you get the hang of it. The key is to not apply pressure; just let the weight of the head do its thing.
And don't forget the badger brush. That's fun too!
Ablutions DUAN!
Just wanted to share my new favorite grooming tip . . .
About a month ago, I traded in my Mach9 for an old school Merkur razor; the kind that's nice and heavy and accepts an actual razor blade.
It's been incredible.
The shave is much closer, there is a lot less irritation, and you feel like your badass grandpa when you use it.
The best part though, is that it requires a little bit of concentration and care, so for 15 minutes you get transported to this very zen place, just like when you're engaged in a favorite hobby. It's really relaxing. Plus, you can buy 100 razor blades for $8, so it's literally about 30X cheaper than Gillette cartridges.
Does it make me pathetic that a new razor is the most exciting thing to happen to me in May? Probably. That's okay. It's a really cool razor.
Just wanted to share my new favorite grooming tip . . .
About a month ago, I traded in my Mach9 for an old school Merkur razor; the kind that's nice and heavy and accepts an actual razor blade.
It's been incredible.
The shave is much closer, there is a lot less irritation, and you feel like your badass grandpa when you use it.
The best part though, is that it requires a little bit of concentration and care, so for 15 minutes you get transported to this very zen place, just like when you're engaged in a favorite hobby. It's really relaxing. Plus, you can buy 100 razor blades for $8, so it's literally about 30X cheaper than Gillette cartridges.
Does it make me pathetic that a new razor is the most exciting thing to happen to me in May? Probably. That's okay. It's a really cool razor.
Pictured above: "Hey assholes! You said we were going to spend a day on the links, so where are the fucking sausages?!?"
