No no no. This picture was taken on Friday, which, like Sunday appears to be a day of fun.
"I created some fun stuff that my friends really dig."

- Frank Morris, on shanks

Dear Mr. Escher -

Unfortunately, we have determined that your shoe design is completely infeasible and frankly, unlikely to be worn by sane people. Best of luck finding a company to produce these aesthetic atrocities.

Best,
Phil Knight

Doctor: Two things we need to go over here:

(1) There's pink champagne in your room. It's cold. And...
(2) Here's your steely knife.

Feel free to check out any time you like.

Hey! That's Milton Berle's trick!
It was. Awesome. People got it.
...purchase a Game Genie, remember those?
If it makes you feel any better... this was not intended as a Tony LaRussa joke.

I'm not sure if others thought it was. If so, I certainly don't deserve the +1s.

The subordinate, who turned out to be a student, did not wish to press

BO RYAN IS A STUDENT?!!!

Bill: "FORE!"
Tom: "Three, Bill, three."
And, my god does he wear the BIGGEST pads.
What was Perry thinking? He should've known photos of him tripping would end up online.

Oh well.

That two men don't always see eye to eye is not news.

Especially when one's a Cardinal.

Will Tim Thomas back down? No, Tim Thomas will never back down!

That's because the lazy bastard spends the entire game foisting up ill-advised threes.

everything... is so toxic that one could only envision buying the stuff to burn it, the acrid smoke wafting upward, a blackened, disgusting cleanse.

#TARPfirstdrafts

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