Is Michael Jordon the guy who played shoeting guard for the Chicago Bills?
Uggs for everyone!!!!!
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There's no evidence that the SS weren't aliens. So it's possible that maybe they were aliens. Everything that is factual is also possible. Therefore, the SS were probably aliens.
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There's no evidence that the SS weren't aliens. So it's possible that maybe they were aliens. Everything that is factual is also possible. Therefore, the SS were probably aliens.
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Pete Carroll would be down on the ground trying to motivate the ball to drive itself, then get a little sniffly with the press when it didn't because gosh darnit, he just loves and respects the hell out of that ball....
Bill Parcells would hold a press conference and say "You guys need to go ask the ball where it's going. Is she still on the tee?"
Edit: and for the diehard Pats fans -- Dick MacPherson would be standing in a parking lot with a fishing pole wondering where the cheerleaders were.
As a Free Citizen, Rodney Harrison chooses to not go to the White House.
This ranks at the "Ricky Martin is Gay" level on the Shock and Disbelief Chart.
Then Mike Scioscia reacquired Mike Napoli in order to trade him for that employee.
Coming up next on MTV's "Things Kendrick Perkins Is Just Figuring Out", Kendrick realizes there aren't a lot of white people in the NBA, and Kendrick comes to think that Madonna isn't quite the same spring chicken she was when "Lucky Star" came out!
If you eat cheese in this post, you will be banned.
(Great Joyce quote, BTW. Never heard that one...)
That's nothing -- their St. Patrick's Day insert is just a photo of JFK soaked in Jameson's.
Yes, you do.
MeatGrowsOnDmitri boom pirate bitch
But God love her, she doesn't look a day over 118....
So "Banging Jason Giambi's sloppy seconds" is the new Yankee Way?
I don't know whether or not Russillo is a drunk or not.... but I DO know that John Dennis is a gigantic fucking asshole whom I'd love to beat senseless with a tire iron. So I'm just going to conclude that Russillo isn't a drunk.
Her evidence is a deposit slip? The thing that YOU fill out and give to the bank when you deposit a check? Which she still has, meaning it wasn't used to deposit a check?
This reminds me of Percy Shelley's seminal rap work, "Pro Meethy Iz Unboundz (Word 2 Da Firez), Lyrix In Da 4 Ax".
As a Free Citizen, I give you +1. As an INDIVIDUAL.
"This is great and all, but I really just needed to know if you want me to clean your pool weekly or monthly...."
-Craig Kilborn