"All I ever wanted to be was a newspaper writer," he said. "So I took the buyout -- y'know, to do my show on ESPN. And my radio show. And concentrate on Monday Night Football. And …" Disapprove. Always have.

/dissenting opinion

"Royce and Dwight are very happy. They are very good friends. How close they are, well, you'd have to talk to them. … It was not something that was planned. It was a beautiful surprise, though."

Yeah. And who among us hasn't been there before?

I would just like to point out that the impartial, entirely consistent computers rank 'em: 1. VaTech; 2. LSU; 3. tOSU. Sounds about right to me.

[Grumble, grumble, stupid Ohio State . . .]

@Trot Nixons Hat: True -- but ESPN won't be showing this one on seven channels simultaneously . . .

I'm actually a Golden Domer -- but I'm also a fan of history. So I'll pull for the Blue Devils today. (That Onion headline about the military wasting all its victories on Notre Dame was the funniest thing I saw all week.)

I don't know what's better: That Ohio State plays Michigan today -- or that the result doesn't f------ matter. ("Bah," I say to your Rose Bowl.)

Go Duke!

It's not enough that we're not paying you.

*Cough* bullshit *Cough*

What?

Wow. Apparently the twain just met . . .
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