D.B. Cooper-Nichol commented on Elected Officials in Ohio Have Spent $400k on Buckeyes Tickets

"The CHE is about 3 months late on this story, which broke back in May, I believe."

D.B. Cooper-Nichol commented on Dara Torres' Ex-Husband: Low On Sperm, High On Animosity

"This guy?"

D.B. Cooper-Nichol commented on J.P. Ricciardi Meets The Jerky Boys

"Dunn does have a history of prank phone calls."

D.B. Cooper-Nichol commented on Beware The "MPG Illusion" When Comparing Fuel Efficiency

"The problem with the article isn't the thesis, but the execution - it treats the family who "saves more" as the winner, as opposed to the family who "spends less." First, I never knew it was a contest."

D.B. Cooper-Nichol commented on Prom Night At Hater High

"The Long Winters!"

D.B. Cooper-Nichol commented on Target: Yes, You Can Return That Camera After The 90 Day Deadline. Oh Wait, Never Mind. You Can't.

"Target is absolutely ridiculous about returns."

D.B. Cooper-Nichol commented on Despite Class Action Lawsuit, U-Haul's $50 Reservation Guarantee Is Still Completely Meaningless

"I would contact the plaintiff's lawyer from the class action case."

D.B. Cooper-Nichol commented on Our President should give

"Reminds me of Dwight's "Paper Salesmen of Pennsylvania, Unite!" speech, or perhaps Jimmy James, Macho Business Donkey Wrestler."

D.B. Cooper-Nichol commented on Don't Use Target's Wedding Registry If You Think Asking Your Wedding Guests For Receipts Is Rude

"Target's recent changes to the return policy have made it an absolutely abysmal place to shop."

D.B. Cooper-Nichol commented on LeBron James, NHL '94, Tecmo Bo, Foosball, Cooking Dinner For The Ladies And The Dominant Force Of The Move

"We had to ban that move, known as "Bread and Butter" in our parts."