I Heart Poop commented on Let Me Tell You Something About Birmingham, Alabama

"i would recommend reserving judgement on a city until you've at least visited it."

I Heart Poop commented on Teixeira Announcement May Be Just Minutes, Or Seconds, Away

"fine."

I Heart Poop commented on Do Not Challenge Shaun Ellis To A Snowball Fight

"plaxico would have found a way to drop that snowball on his leg"

I Heart Poop commented on Braylon Edwards Has Irreconcilable Differences With Cleveland Fans

"other options for dealing with ungrateful Cleveland fans: - finding solace in the arms of strange men (Brady Quinn)- forearming Fernando Vina into oblivion (Albert Belle)- spending more time in emerergency rooms than on the playing field (Kellen Winslow Jr)- disavowing black culture altogether for the diversity and progressiveness of NASCAR (Brad Daugherty)- inventing the "Edward 40-hands" drinking strategy to prevent fumbling (Ernest Byner)- getting the fuck out of Cleveland (Art Modell)"

I Heart Poop commented on Cheerleaders Won't Stop Posing Nude For Cell Phone Photos

"Mike Cooper is dusting off the old resume as we speak."

I Heart Poop commented on Some Olympian Got High As A Kite, Trashed A Hotel Room

"this happens all the time at the special olympics"

I Heart Poop commented on Robert Flores: The Tony Danza Of SportsCenter

"with the economy in the state it's in, this is no time to celebrate a Mexican taking another American's job."

I Heart Poop commented on Ed Werder Speaks Fondly of T.O.

"it's well known that Ed's known fondly as Sweet Tits Werder around NFL locker rooms."

I Heart Poop commented on Greg Oden Is Just One Big, Depressing Mess

"greg, you're good enough."

I Heart Poop commented on Layla Kiffin Is Turning Into A Very Popular Woman

"she's also the daughter of former Gator qb John Reaves."