Amazingly, the above picture was taken while Mr. Konopka was speaking at a commencement ceremony.
This proves that psychopaths mailing death threats have been unable to spell for at least 100 years.
@gallahad: Also, he routinely sends me cell phone pictures of his cock.
@getalife411: Where's the defamation here? She evaluated some people as not being good in bed. It's more of just a dick move than something that's legally actionable.
And yes, as a man, this report horrifies me.
And yes, as a man, this report horrifies me.
I can feel the excitement!
Keep this up, Barry, and you'll never be a guest editor at Jezebel.
I, however, was properly seasoned by doing voiceovers for Cartoon Express.
Blocks in the back are legal on the line of scrimmage, between the tackles.
The opening sentence of the study read "You know that thing that happens to the entirety of football players' bodies, how they sustain injuries that will affect them the rest of their lives? Well, suprisingly, that happens to the brain, too!"
@Weed Against Speed: We all should have seen it coming. After all, the man did shave a Christmas tree into his head while with the Vikings.
Just another snapshot of small town america. I mean, who hasn't lived the whole my-tennis-coach-is-boffing-my-mom firestorm?
The list of Manly Professions, according to Traber:
5. Lumberjack
4. Underwater Shark Photographer
3. High Altitude Steel Worker
2. Navy SEAL
1. Sports Radio Talk Show Host
Shane Victorino was immediately ejected from the game for making obnoxious gestures in centerfield...again.
I dispute the jorts accusation. I dispute the lite beer accusation. But the pipe beating...
In respect to the turtle's tenacious spirit, I think he deserves to be set free.
Having watched the Joe Morgan/ Joe Buck pound/handshake debacle live, I immediately watched it again, in slow motion. And again. The only conclusion is that Joe Buck does not know what a "pound" is, and probably mistook Joe Morgan's clenched fist for some type of social protest. Does Joe Buck interact with other people outside of calling the play-by-play for sporting events?
But Philly fans are the WORST. They threw snowballs at Santa.
Philadelphia Fans DEMAND fundamentally sound play. and beer.
#8, just to the right of the goalie, is either terrified, about to crap his pants, or trying to kill the photographer with his eyes.
