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"Finally."

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"CAATO!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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"Thou doth protest too much."

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"Admit it -- you did this JUST to fuck with Buzz, didn't you?"

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"WWBD?* *what would barack do?"

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"When I even read the words "Theisman Incident" I get a shudder that just shoots through my body."

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"Its still windy and cold here in the city of brotherly love today..."

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"When I die..."

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"Dude."

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"This is old news."