Boo freakin' hoo azzhole! We get screwed over by 2 cities.
-New Jersey
-New Jersey
Man sure has a filter about his client's short bus.
Uh Joe, not to nitpick, but there is no such language called Chinese. It's either Mandarin or Cantonese.
@whiskerbrisket: You mean the lunatic on the grass?
What it looks to get nailed by a Huck
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Hell, when I get a stuffed nose, Vicks Vaporub is the only thing that works for me. I apply it outside and inside of my nose, my chest and on my neck, just below my jawline. Shit works. You know what works even better? Boil some water in a pot, dump about a table spoon of vicks in there, cover your head with a towel, and sniff the hot mentholated fumes. Congestion. cleared.
I practically announced this to my family. I was 11 and tugged so hard at my penis that it ripped off the thin piece of skin that connects the foreskin to the head of the penis. The pain was downright excruciating.
Oh shit! Here comes the lawsuit. This is gonna make everyone forget about the Salisbury suit. Come on AJ, you know that's going to happen.
@puppypower: David Bowie?
Totally off topic, but this is a really nice fuck you to the Jezzies.
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Craig Carton is Jewish who tries to sound all tough guy Italian. Imagine Bugsy Seigel trying to sound like John Gotti. Wouldn't that be annoying? Norman Esiason is a straight up asshole.
The guy on the right of Hernandez's picture looks like a baba booey doppelganger.
Beer Wishes and Diamond Dreams.
Ballers Double-Team An Alley
What is the title of the new Paris Hilton sex tape.
What is the title of the new Paris Hilton sex tape.
To be fair to Maradona, it was the foot of Satan on his accelerator that caused this incident.
Were you posing for rentboy.com in that picture?
@twoeightnine: for some reason I saw the word, 'together' in there. Carry on..
Lisa Lampanelli shits turds bigger than you. It's just an observation.
Also, if Tim Tebow fails in the NFL, can you hook him up with a moile?
Well, during my divorce process, my ex wanted to change her name back to her maiden name. Good fucking riddance, I ain't gonna stop you. Then she decides that she wants to keep MY last name after the divorce so that she has the same last name as my kids. Personally, she was just being fucking lazy about changing everything in the MVC (DMV to you people), SSN, business cards, email address, and wherever else she carried my good name.
Anyone check on Pete Gaines lately? I wonder what his preferred chemical is for Self immolation.
