You shoot them. Of course.
The headless bodies in the Phoenix desert was a load of crap as well.
I bet all their passwords are 123456.
I'm sure I'm wrong here, but it's his 2010 income tax closer to 11%? If he had $12.6m in capital gains and $3.3m in qualified dividends, he paid $3m in capital gains taxes. So he paid $631k on INCOME of $5.7m. And what does he pay to Social Security and Medicare and Unemployment insurace? Where's that on the tax form? Any tax specialists out there?
I hope Stanton takes Jonah Goldberg with him. (And Bill Plaschke.)
Totally agree. I've never figured out why the super committee didn't outlaw the penny and the dollar bill right off the bat. Sure, it's not much of a savings, but geez, these are the obvious ones!
How dare you!? That kind of "waiting for facts" stuff only applies to big time BASKETBALL coaches, not big time FOOTBALL coaches. Fool!
The good news - he's going to gets lots of feedback as to why she's just not that into him.
Good Lord! And thanks for saving it. It made my day fulfulling in the non-sexual areas.
I'm stealing that.

Intellescent - the new fragrance from Zooey Deschanel.
You made the donation, but they get the tax deduction.

Sucka!
My favorite "stupid trying to sound smart" moment is "or you can come down and join myself."
I'll bet you ONE BILLION dollars that no one at the table spends a minute in jail.
If by great, you mean being head of the House Financial Services Committee during the worst banking crisis since the Depression, then I guess he's great.
Her income is zero. People like her are the most protected from taxes, and that won't change anytime soon.
What income does she have?
She could hold on to the stock and pay 0% tax. That might be a way to go.
I would like for Occupy Wall Street to end the NBA lockout. All they have to do is occupy about 5 billionaires' homes. It's be a success for them and a success for the peanut vendors who are the ones getting screwed by the lockout. Win. Win.
But see, no one actually fired a shot. There's a difference between saying to my husband, "I'm going to kill you," and saying "I'm going to kill you" and then actually killing him.

And if you think that this could have happened anywhere else, that it was just random, you couldn't be more wrong.
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