Red Sox Monster commented on Stuart Scott is Desperate to Avoid Any Photographic Evidence of Him Chatting Up Cheerleaders

"It's like they say at city council meetings: the eyes have it."

Red Sox Monster commented on ALCS Preview: Rays Vs. Red Sox

"@StuScott Booyahs: I thought Baltimore was more of a Fenway Mid-Atlantic."

Red Sox Monster commented on John Lackey Will Reverse Earth's Orbit And Keep Replaying This Game Until Angels Win

""Like I want to throw somebody through a wall." Through a wall?"

Red Sox Monster commented on Rich Eisen's Wife Scolds Sarah Palin For Post-Debate Parading of Down Syndrome Baby

"Come on, hardly a surprise that Newbusters ripped into Shuster here."

Red Sox Monster commented on Rich Eisen's Wife Scolds Sarah Palin For Post-Debate Parading of Down Syndrome Baby

""Dumping ground," eh?"

Red Sox Monster commented on 30 Previews In 30 Days: The Dallas Mavericks

"@Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: Yes, but Mussolini does not talk like a wide-mouth frog."

Red Sox Monster commented on Has one paragraph ever summed

"Mayor Kwame is totally texting his congratulations."

Red Sox Monster commented on Cheerleaders Are Dropping Like Flies, Apparently

"Cue the "'But cheerleading IS a sport!' stories." Awesome. On another note, Will Farrell resents your insinuations of bedroom easiness."

Red Sox Monster commented on Nation Stunned By Brazen Kidnapping Of Keggy The Dartmouth Keg

"Kegs and eggs for breakfast has never been so terrifying."

Red Sox Monster commented on The Tampa Bay Rays Are Still Adjusting To Success

"Tampa?"