Doctor Lingerie commented on Ashley Stewart Sues Larry Johnson, Poses In Wetlands Area

"The lawsuit accuses Johnson of negligence, assault and battery, intentional infliction of emotional distress and negligent infliction of emotional distress... And also seeks punitive damages and attorneys' fees."

Doctor Lingerie commented on Perhaps Burglars Should Skip Ronnie Wilson's House

"Martin Payne's window is next door."

Doctor Lingerie commented on "Japanese Olympic officials

"@Larry Horse: I knew there was an upside to our award-winning murder rate!"

Doctor Lingerie commented on "The Chicago Blackhawks, one

"@Raskolnikov: Doesn't that require Lorne Molleken to fuck everything up for a period of months first?"

Doctor Lingerie commented on Tommy Bowden's Firing: Is Coaching Clemson that Great of a Job Anyway?

"Cut the guy some slack, he clearly just walked in on his parents."

Doctor Lingerie commented on Today's Drunken Ping Pong Karaoke Peeing Incident Brought To You By China

"@Clare: The guard has since been banished to the land of wind and ghosts."

Doctor Lingerie commented on It Shoulda Been You, Bud Selig

"Bicycle dump!"

Doctor Lingerie commented on Your political news scuttlebutt:

"@twoeightnine: Stay hot. 22"

Doctor Lingerie commented on The Chicago Sun-Times Won't Even Attempt To Contain Its Excitement

"@Pete Gaines: I cannot get over the fact that on the day after our 232 year-old nation officially nominated its first African-American candidate for president, a full 25% of the front page of the most widely-read newspaper in said African-American presidential candidate's home town featured a completely unrelated picture of you with a shit-eating grin on your face. Slow news day, I guess."

Doctor Lingerie commented on The Chicago Sun-Times Won't Even Attempt To Contain Its Excitement

"Extra!"