MattinglysSideburns commented on New Jersey Senator Demands You T Up Those Cheerleaders

"During a time out, my partner comes over and tells me Codey wants a Technical on the South Orange cheerleaders."

ArkansasFred commented on Hero Photographer Canned By Fussy Ski Resort

"@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: I should have suffocated you when I had the chance."

ArkansasFred commented on Hero Photographer Canned By Fussy Ski Resort

"@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: I "accidentally" drop my bathrobe in front of the cleaning lady almost daily."

ArkansasFred commented on Hero Photographer Canned By Fussy Ski Resort

"Marty Odom, King Of The Frostbitten Scrotum."

ArkansasFred commented on Jeff Jagodzinski Reportedly Signs His Own Death Certificate

"@Muggs Bigglesworth: K-Rod, JJ, meet the Champs."

ArkansasFred commented on Jeff Jagodzinski Reportedly Signs His Own Death Certificate

"So continues the Jets tradition of hiring head coaches with last names that are easily manipulated to form insults."

ArkansasFred commented on Because The World Isn't Truly Free Unless The Gators Win

"It's really unfortunate too because Senior Member Skip Day is that Friday."

MattinglysSideburns commented on Sorry Boys ... Alyssa Milano Is Engaged

"I'm shocked that she didn't end up with Jonathan."

MattinglysSideburns commented on Rob Parker Is Detroit's Newest Unemployed Worker

"@MarkKelsosMigraine: I thought his original profession was that of the white manager of Harlem Heat."

MattinglysSideburns commented on Carmelo Anthony's Curious Love Of The Longhorns

"In fact, his only apparent connection at all with the Longhorns or Austin is when he smoked them for a freshman-record 33 points in the National Semifinal back in 2003. That was Stone Cold."