<![CDATA[Comments from Chief Wahoo]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[Comments from Chief Wahoo]]> http://deadspin.com/people/downtownkid http://deadspin.com/people/downtownkid Chief Wahoo commented on Ronaldo Plays The Crying Game And this is still the least gay thing about Soccer.

]]> http://deadspin.com/385069/ronaldo-plays-the-crying-game#c5434389 http://deadspin.com/385069/ronaldo-plays-the-crying-game#c5434389 Tue, 29 Apr 2008 13:47:10 EDT Chief Wahoo commented on Times Square's Lost "McDonald's of Porn" @Carol Gardens: Sorry, but I was amazed at Friedman's ability to make his subject matter boring. Did not like.

]]> http://gawker.com/385190/times-squares-lost-mcdonalds-of-porn#c5434142 http://gawker.com/385190/times-squares-lost-mcdonalds-of-porn#c5434142 Tue, 29 Apr 2008 13:38:13 EDT Chief Wahoo commented on Ivy League Prof Sues Students For Being Mean to Her They wouldn't have picked on her if she weren't such a curry-stinking oompaloompa-loking bitch.

]]> http://gawker.com/385255/ivy-league-prof-sues-students-for-being-mean-to-her#c5433960 http://gawker.com/385255/ivy-league-prof-sues-students-for-being-mean-to-her#c5433960 Tue, 29 Apr 2008 13:31:49 EDT Chief Wahoo commented on Time To Panic, Celtics Fans @supermike5alive: Have any trouble with your gag reflex?

]]> http://deadspin.com/385103/time-to-panic-celtics-fans#c5427832 http://deadspin.com/385103/time-to-panic-celtics-fans#c5427832 Tue, 29 Apr 2008 11:24:34 EDT Chief Wahoo commented on Breaking: Pirates Bobblehead May Be Giving Us The Finger @asliceofbacon: Wow, what did your boyfriend have?

]]> http://deadspin.com/385097/breaking-pirates-bobblehead-may-be-giving-us-the-finger#c5427656 http://deadspin.com/385097/breaking-pirates-bobblehead-may-be-giving-us-the-finger#c5427656 Tue, 29 Apr 2008 11:21:50 EDT Chief Wahoo commented on Breaking: Pirates Bobblehead May Be Giving Us The Finger You should see what is sticking out on the Steely McBeam doll.

]]> http://deadspin.com/385097/breaking-pirates-bobblehead-may-be-giving-us-the-finger#c5427532 http://deadspin.com/385097/breaking-pirates-bobblehead-may-be-giving-us-the-finger#c5427532 Tue, 29 Apr 2008 11:20:46 EDT Chief Wahoo commented on Time To Panic, Celtics Fans @King of Pants: You nailed it. I paid a rare visit to the Sports Guy to get his take on the NBA Playoffs and find 10 lengthy paragraphs about Rajon fucking Rondo? Go fuck yourself, Simmons, you aren't writing for the Boston Globe and no one outside of the 617 gives a shit.

]]> http://deadspin.com/385103/time-to-panic-celtics-fans#c5427347 http://deadspin.com/385103/time-to-panic-celtics-fans#c5427347 Tue, 29 Apr 2008 11:19:17 EDT Chief Wahoo commented on Stalk Scarlett Johansson Via Music Video Sorry, I can't quite hear you beneath that ridiculous over-production. How awful was her voice that it had to be buried that deep in the mix?

]]> http://gawker.com/5007228/stalk-scarlett-johansson-via-music-video#c5422994 http://gawker.com/5007228/stalk-scarlett-johansson-via-music-video#c5422994 Tue, 29 Apr 2008 08:35:04 EDT Chief Wahoo commented on About Last Night Clemens tried to examine the upholstery but the floorboards were bare.

]]> http://deadspin.com/385074/about-last-night#c5422940 http://deadspin.com/385074/about-last-night#c5422940 Tue, 29 Apr 2008 08:26:21 EDT Chief Wahoo commented on Know those "Free Tibet" flags No big deal, Tibet is part of China, right?

]]> http://deadspin.com/384759/#c5417378 http://deadspin.com/384759/#c5417378 Mon, 28 Apr 2008 19:01:29 EDT Chief Wahoo commented on Ability To Embed Images In Comments Portends Apocalypse What am I doing wrong that a link shows up instead of a picture:

[www.flickr.com]

]]> http://deadspin.com/384594/ability-to-embed-images-in-comments-portends-apocalypse#c5414277 http://deadspin.com/384594/ability-to-embed-images-in-comments-portends-apocalypse#c5414277 Mon, 28 Apr 2008 16:23:11 EDT Chief Wahoo commented on You'll Never Believe What Happened Yesterday (Actually, You Probably Will) @supermike5alive: No star? Always the bridesmaid, never the bride.

]]> http://deadspin.com/384586/youll-never-believe-what-happened-yesterday-actually-you-probably-will#c5407087 http://deadspin.com/384586/youll-never-believe-what-happened-yesterday-actually-you-probably-will#c5407087 Mon, 28 Apr 2008 11:53:22 EDT Chief Wahoo commented on Reviewing The NFL Draft, As If Anybody Knows Anything @muggsybogues: Giants fan: [www.flickr.com]

]]> http://deadspin.com/384610/reviewing-the-nfl-draft-as-if-anybody-knows-anything#c5407027 http://deadspin.com/384610/reviewing-the-nfl-draft-as-if-anybody-knows-anything#c5407027 Mon, 28 Apr 2008 11:51:03 EDT Chief Wahoo commented on You'll Never Believe What Happened Yesterday (Actually, You Probably Will) Why haven't the rest of the Wizards given Stevenson a blanket party yet?

]]> http://deadspin.com/384586/youll-never-believe-what-happened-yesterday-actually-you-probably-will#c5405178 http://deadspin.com/384586/youll-never-believe-what-happened-yesterday-actually-you-probably-will#c5405178 Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:17:25 EDT Chief Wahoo commented on Roger Clemens, 15-Year-Old Country Singers, OxyContin, Stolen Trucks And You @VTBen: Me too.

]]> http://deadspin.com/384630/roger-clemens-15+year+old-country-singers-oxycontin-stolen-trucks-and-you#c5404535 http://deadspin.com/384630/roger-clemens-15+year+old-country-singers-oxycontin-stolen-trucks-and-you#c5404535 Mon, 28 Apr 2008 09:42:20 EDT Chief Wahoo commented on Roger Clemens, 15-Year-Old Country Singers, OxyContin, Stolen Trucks And You @ltwinslow: No, no, it's fine. It's just the whole "getting caught" aspect that's problematic.

]]> http://deadspin.com/384630/roger-clemens-15+year+old-country-singers-oxycontin-stolen-trucks-and-you#c5404467 http://deadspin.com/384630/roger-clemens-15+year+old-country-singers-oxycontin-stolen-trucks-and-you#c5404467 Mon, 28 Apr 2008 09:37:57 EDT Chief Wahoo commented on Roger Clemens, 15-Year-Old Country Singers, OxyContin, Stolen Trucks And You Mama don't let your babies grow up to blow Clemens.

]]> http://deadspin.com/384630/roger-clemens-15+year+old-country-singers-oxycontin-stolen-trucks-and-you#c5404326 http://deadspin.com/384630/roger-clemens-15+year+old-country-singers-oxycontin-stolen-trucks-and-you#c5404326 Mon, 28 Apr 2008 09:28:14 EDT Chief Wahoo commented on Instead of Combat, Caleb Campbell Heading To The Lions. So, Yay? @thefuseproject: Zoiks!

]]> http://deadspin.com/384502/instead-of-combat-caleb-campbell-heading-to-the-lions-so-yay#c5401218 http://deadspin.com/384502/instead-of-combat-caleb-campbell-heading-to-the-lions-so-yay#c5401218 Sun, 27 Apr 2008 20:41:35 EDT Chief Wahoo commented on Instead of Combat, Caleb Campbell Heading To The Lions. So, Yay? @UkraineNotWeak: Yes, but they're a little bit frightening.

]]> http://deadspin.com/384502/instead-of-combat-caleb-campbell-heading-to-the-lions-so-yay#c5401209 http://deadspin.com/384502/instead-of-combat-caleb-campbell-heading-to-the-lions-so-yay#c5401209 Sun, 27 Apr 2008 20:40:57 EDT Chief Wahoo commented on Instead of Combat, Caleb Campbell Heading To The Lions. So, Yay? @Token_Tennis_Fan: CC is back, baby! Unfortunately, so was Wang.

]]> http://deadspin.com/384502/instead-of-combat-caleb-campbell-heading-to-the-lions-so-yay#c5400619 http://deadspin.com/384502/instead-of-combat-caleb-campbell-heading-to-the-lions-so-yay#c5400619 Sun, 27 Apr 2008 19:10:59 EDT Chief Wahoo commented on Instead of Combat, Caleb Campbell Heading To The Lions. So, Yay? @stealofthedraft: Which guy was on top?

]]> http://deadspin.com/384502/instead-of-combat-caleb-campbell-heading-to-the-lions-so-yay#c5400607 http://deadspin.com/384502/instead-of-combat-caleb-campbell-heading-to-the-lions-so-yay#c5400607 Sun, 27 Apr 2008 19:09:58 EDT Chief Wahoo commented on Instead of Combat, Caleb Campbell Heading To The Lions. So, Yay? There's less gunfire in Iraq.

]]> http://deadspin.com/384502/instead-of-combat-caleb-campbell-heading-to-the-lions-so-yay#c5400347 http://deadspin.com/384502/instead-of-combat-caleb-campbell-heading-to-the-lions-so-yay#c5400347 Sun, 27 Apr 2008 18:25:30 EDT Chief Wahoo commented on To Watch Tonight @futuremrsrickankiel: These are the same people who believe wizards can steal your penis and that vampire monkeys murder babies for their blood.

]]> http://deadspin.com/384496/to-watch-tonight#c5400093 http://deadspin.com/384496/to-watch-tonight#c5400093 Sun, 27 Apr 2008 17:36:50 EDT Chief Wahoo commented on Kerwin Danley Takes His Umply Lumps Even in this state he was smarter than LaSorda.

]]> http://deadspin.com/384463/kerwin-danley-takes-his-umply-lumps#c5398015 http://deadspin.com/384463/kerwin-danley-takes-his-umply-lumps#c5398015 Sun, 27 Apr 2008 12:03:11 EDT Chief Wahoo commented on The Chiefs Drafted...Well? @Billy Packer Packs Fudge: Smiling wherever he is. The Chiefs draft looks pretty great so far.

]]> http://deadspin.com/384451/the-chiefs-draftedwell#c5397841 http://deadspin.com/384451/the-chiefs-draftedwell#c5397841 Sun, 27 Apr 2008 11:14:51 EDT Chief Wahoo commented on The Chiefs Drafted...Well? Drafting offensive skill players in high spots, this is not your father's Steeler team.

]]> http://deadspin.com/384451/the-chiefs-draftedwell#c5397751 http://deadspin.com/384451/the-chiefs-draftedwell#c5397751 Sun, 27 Apr 2008 10:46:22 EDT Chief Wahoo commented on About Last Night... A few pics from the draft yesterday:

[www.flickr.com]

]]> http://deadspin.com/384450/about-last-night#c5397634 http://deadspin.com/384450/about-last-night#c5397634 Sun, 27 Apr 2008 10:12:32 EDT Chief Wahoo commented on March Of The Penguins @RedDear: You think pro wrestling is real, too, don't you?

]]> http://deadspin.com/384362/march-of-the-penguins#c5397370 http://deadspin.com/384362/march-of-the-penguins#c5397370 Sun, 27 Apr 2008 07:31:09 EDT Chief Wahoo commented on March Of The Penguins @RedDear: Maybe you aren't so good with the whole reading comprehension thing.

"He didn't dive, but he sure put on a performance."

Watch the tape. Mario gat hacked and proceeded to roll around on the ice for 10 frigging minutes. I've seen less drama in a death scene from Joan Crawford.

]]> http://deadspin.com/384362/march-of-the-penguins#c5394883 http://deadspin.com/384362/march-of-the-penguins#c5394883 Sat, 26 Apr 2008 19:22:39 EDT Chief Wahoo commented on March Of The Penguins @TheStarterWife: Meh. I actually blame Richter, he was the one who couldn't stop a 50 footer from Ron Francis.

]]> http://deadspin.com/384362/march-of-the-penguins#c5392524 http://deadspin.com/384362/march-of-the-penguins#c5392524 Sat, 26 Apr 2008 13:12:56 EDT Chief Wahoo commented on Your Weekend Of Name Recitation And Breathless Speculation Hath Arrived! @Herbies_Wingman: Never heard that, funny stuff.

]]> http://deadspin.com/384366/your-weekend-of-name-recitation-and-breathless-speculation-hath-arrived#c5392492 http://deadspin.com/384366/your-weekend-of-name-recitation-and-breathless-speculation-hath-arrived#c5392492 Sat, 26 Apr 2008 13:08:29 EDT Chief Wahoo commented on March Of The Penguins @TheStarterWife: Thanks for the link. I enjoyed the performance by Mario once again. Guy takes a hack to the wrist and goes down like he was shot in the chest. Please.

]]> http://deadspin.com/384362/march-of-the-penguins#c5392315 http://deadspin.com/384362/march-of-the-penguins#c5392315 Sat, 26 Apr 2008 12:45:42 EDT Chief Wahoo commented on March Of The Penguins @TheStarterWife: He didn't dive, but he sure put on a performance. Again, Darren Turcotte was out for the series from exactly the same move. Do you really believe it's fair that one player gets a two minute penalty and another gets a five game suspension for the exact same slash?

]]> http://deadspin.com/384362/march-of-the-penguins#c5392289 http://deadspin.com/384362/march-of-the-penguins#c5392289 Sat, 26 Apr 2008 12:42:52 EDT Chief Wahoo commented on Your Weekend Of Name Recitation And Breathless Speculation Hath Arrived! @TheStarterWife: I've rarely laughed harder than I did when the Dolphins picked Ted Ginn, Jr. That was spectacular.

]]> http://deadspin.com/384366/your-weekend-of-name-recitation-and-breathless-speculation-hath-arrived#c5392263 http://deadspin.com/384366/your-weekend-of-name-recitation-and-breathless-speculation-hath-arrived#c5392263 Sat, 26 Apr 2008 12:39:52 EDT Chief Wahoo commented on Teddy Wins His First Presidents Race! @Slothrop: Ms. Wahoo is a wee bit younger and laughs every time I refer to the ipod as a walkman. Which is often.

]]> http://deadspin.com/384361/teddy-wins-his-first-presidents-race#c5392096 http://deadspin.com/384361/teddy-wins-his-first-presidents-race#c5392096 Sat, 26 Apr 2008 12:17:51 EDT Chief Wahoo commented on March Of The Penguins @Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies: Scott Stevens got a two minute penalty for breaking Darren Turcottes wrist in the series before. Bottom line, Mario cries and Graves sits five games.

]]> http://deadspin.com/384362/march-of-the-penguins#c5391978 http://deadspin.com/384362/march-of-the-penguins#c5391978 Sat, 26 Apr 2008 12:02:47 EDT Chief Wahoo commented on March Of The Penguins I still think Mario is a dick for faking an injured wrist when Graves slashed him. French-Canadian Pussy.

]]> http://deadspin.com/384362/march-of-the-penguins#c5391774 http://deadspin.com/384362/march-of-the-penguins#c5391774 Sat, 26 Apr 2008 11:26:38 EDT Chief Wahoo commented on About Last Night... @J-No: Ah yes, the only thing that trumps the "walk of shame" after an ill-advised booty call is the walk of "where the hell is my car?"

]]> http://deadspin.com/384357/about-last-night#c5391757 http://deadspin.com/384357/about-last-night#c5391757 Sat, 26 Apr 2008 11:25:13 EDT Chief Wahoo commented on Now You See T.O., Now You Don't God help me, I'm thinking about buying a Rico Carty 1975 Throwback Jersey.

]]> http://deadspin.com/384110/now-you-see-to-now-you-dont#c5387769 http://deadspin.com/384110/now-you-see-to-now-you-dont#c5387769 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 21:13:28 EDT Chief Wahoo commented on Now You See T.O., Now You Don't Byrd is going to get the same injury.

]]> http://deadspin.com/384110/now-you-see-to-now-you-dont#c5387598 http://deadspin.com/384110/now-you-see-to-now-you-dont#c5387598 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 20:56:16 EDT