Sometimes I'll chop wood just to clear my head and get a good sweat out of that, because it's honest work. You can't cheat at it."
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I'll bet the truth will come out that when he 'honestly' chops wood, the trees are first felled by beavers.
I saw an article the other day saying condos/apartments/whatever in the Burj Khalifa are now less than my mortgage on a monthly basis, so I say "YES" to more pointless empty sky towers.
The major airport in Austin is only 5 miles away.
You can leave a kid alone for about 15 seconds. By the end of that, they'll have gone somewhere they shouldn't and put something they shouldn't in their mouth.
I put my kid in a walker to take a shower, and to limit her movement.
Look at the contextual ads: Teeth whitening, dental care and turbo tax. Apparently Facebook thinks you are poor and have bad teeth.
I've sat in the backseat of a fully loaded one, and i'd say it didn't compare to my friend's VW Toreaug, or however you spell it, in terms of luxury. It was closer to economy car than luxury, except more spacious.
Then what does 'luxury' mean when used in conjunction with a used car? Educate me.
Tinted windows, V8, heated seats, some leather? Check check check check check for all the vehicles mentioned.
luxury car = Original price greater than about $50k. All of those mentioned are luxury cars.
It happened earlier in the same game, against the Patriots.
"Did you see Madonna's hair coming out of her shirt, like she had a boob mullet?"
"Yeah, that was so gross, you need to hold me"
"Yeah!!!"
"Yeah, that was so gross, you need to hold me"
"Yeah!!!"
So is designing a marketing plan that pits Chevrolet pickups against GMC pickups the most fun thing ever?
Seriously. "Hey, Hacky Dee, you got second merit raise this month? I thought they only awarded those once a year. Good job I guess! "
I'm impressed with her dedication to modelling even after being shot in the side by a cannonball.
I would be laying at home filling my cannonball dent with various liquids and balls, and making my stomach bounce them into the air and into my mouth.
The tail lights and character line around the license plate makes a sad face.
Dukes of Hazard was REALLY popular in the US (it was killed because of contract disputes where the main Dukes were replaced with other dudes, and never recovered), and the reruns when first aired in the '90s held some cable records for a time period.
Fireworks really need to be improved if my dinky town of 9000 has the same red firework balls as Singapore does.
No, i'm pretty sure my friend Johnny is the closest living relative to the elephant. He's got big ears, lumbers around, and like peanuts.
that a species can NEVER evolve into another species
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if this is true, then you just disproved the theory of evolution.
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if this is true, then you just disproved the theory of evolution.
Scorpions (smaller than that one and brown) would hide in our A/C vents in the spring and drop into the house occasionally when I was growing up. Then they'd sneak into the blankets. Getting stung on the toes or legs while sleeping is kind of a bummer.
I should tell this to my dog. That lazy sucker only stands up to pee, and sleeps the rest of the day. Walk around some dog, and add one year to your life.
