drjayphd commented on Woot Your Little Woot Off Right NOW!

"Color me surprised the MP3 player doesn't include that chestnut from Team America, "Freedom Isn't Free". (yeah, this won't make sense in a few hours, I'm sure...)"

drjayphd commented on NASA Astronaut Loses Tools, Gets Screwed Over By Space

"Heidemarie Stefanyshyn-Piper's grease gun exploded all over her helmet camera and gloves, and while wiping off the mess, she shifted her attention off the tool bag. "Grease gun", huh?"

drjayphd commented on Sony, Microsoft, and Best Buy Join in the Fight Against Tough Packaging: Clamshell's Days are Numbered

"@BoinK: Talk to Adam Eaton, then-pitcher for the Padres, about opening DVD's."

drjayphd commented on Consumerist Is For Sale

"@NefariousNewt, Serving at the Pleasure of the President-Ele...: The differenece: NPR has tote bags."

drjayphd commented on Dealzmodo Hack: Get Some Use Out of Your Useless Old PC

"@JB: ...and that's the fate of my laptop, which already has a cracked case and is overheating."

drjayphd commented on Dealzmodo Hack: Get Some Use Out of Your Useless Old PC

"@Serolf Divad: Exactly."

drjayphd commented on Think of Megapixels in Terms of Cupcakes

"What does it say about me that this post's title made me think of this? "

drjayphd commented on US National Bank Scammers Still Extorting Hapless Consumers

"See, if I ever got that, I'd like to think I'd be prepared... "Okay, so you want my Social Security number?"

drjayphd commented on Surgical Strike Eliminates 75% of Spam Email Worldwide With Single ISP Shutdown

"@General Halfshaftery: Yeah, what the ef mang."

drjayphd commented on Classmates.com Sued Because Classmates Weren't Really Looking For Him

"@dasunst3r: Wait, Orkut's contributed more to Western civilization than the name of a Bonde do Rolê album?"