dzop commented on SHOTY Title Game: Kige Ramsey Vs. Isiah Thomas

"People who vote for this Kige fellow are the same idiots who thought William Hung was funny."

dzop commented on Former Fresno State Coach Is Rich...Pending Appeal

"Geez, fellas, she's not even that pretty, and she has the body of a WNBA player (unironically). Not that I'd kick her out of bed, but if she ate crackers?"

dzop commented on Is It Wrong To Do It With An Opposing Team's Fan?

" @Animal Style: By the way, I am dead-freakin-serious."

dzop commented on Is It Wrong To Do It With An Opposing Team's Fan?

" My girl and I have a deal."

dzop commented on Peter Angelos Hates The Homeless

" I am shocked, shocked that a person whose only marketable skill is an ability to bend over and pick up trash is only paid $7 and hour for his unique and clearly indispensable contributions."

dzop commented on Stephen A. Smith's Caps Lock To Get A Well-Deserved Break

" @shmooth: Love the subtle sarcasm."

dzop commented on Ron Mexico Speaks! (Kind Of)

" @Athletic Supporter: It has always been one of my great moments of triumpth that my Ron Mexico name is: wait for it... wait for it... Jean-Claude Isle of Man God, that's awesome."

dzop commented on ESPN's Secret Interoffice Complaint Memorandum

" Q: I'm from the 75% of the country that thinks NASCAR is the stupidest shit they've ever seen."

dzop commented on Mascot Fight! Mascot Fight!

" @Tuffy: I don't know what's more spectacular; a Henny Youngman reference or your knowledge of his burial place."

dzop commented on New Jersey Beaches - Syringe Accident-Free Since Friday

" Is Deadspin not supposed to be funny on weekends now, or how is this working?"