How can we overlook the comment of "maybe it's swollen up really fast". True optimism right there
How about when he said the Beatles were bad? Come on now. This seems like a free lance writer seeking attention, there's your pattern.
@Pornstars-for-Wilbon: The strange material the humans are trying to get? UNOBTANIUM.
what the fuck? There was no better name they could think of over ten fucking years? "Hmmmm.. it's hard to find... so... uhhh...hardtofind it?" "No, I've got it! UNOBTANIUM!!!"
/snorts cocaine
@Choco Taco: You idiot, there is no protection in week 17!
Wow, that decision really is fucking stupid.
The Bengals-Jets game is the best available game because FOX and CBS get to protect one game a week from flex scheduling. So FOX took Eagles-Cowboys and CBS took either the Patriots-Texans. Bengals-Jets has playoff implications for a NY team, so it's the best choice available after all the protection
Okay, so I'm from Chicago, and my Dad is a die hard Buffalo sports fan (original season ticket holder for Bills and Sabres). We have Sunday ticket just to watch Bills games. We listen to the Sabres on the radio. The Cubs game is always on (Dad adopted the team after he moved, never was a Yankees/ Mets fan while in Western New York). If I had a car (I'm 16), and you saw the Bills, Sabres and Cubs stickers, would that just be the anti-bandwagon? #newyorkyankees
Ryan Fitzpatricks boyfriend, Patrick Fitzryan, will be displeased #nflupdates
Basically, they're wearing the seahawks jersey set, with some fancy logos thrown on. #ufl
Sorry, my favorite part was still the (owner? GM?)'s slowed down voice playing over it. A veeerrry speeeeciiial basebaaaaal experienceeee.
Jenay!
/Forrest Gump'ed #brettmyers
Hey, as a Buffalo sports/ Cubs fan, does that make me sub-human? Go fuck yourself, Boston. Two years! I'd cut my leg off for that kind of success. Black Sunday? Try Black Sunday every week or so. Hopefully you get another drought to make you humble again.
Jersey girls ain't trash!
Trash gets picked up
/cliche'd
And their college basketball player of the decade? Tyler Fucking Hansborough. He's so gritty!
Is there a David Carradine skeleton? The kids'll love it!!!
When he pushed a policewoman down the street, I was riding shotgun
bro-ised
@36 Chambers: The israeli said that he was "no Friend of Mine", and he replied, "Baby, We'll Be Fine. It Never Happened".
National references FTW
I'm confused by the Bruce Springsteen album. Most Dads love the Boss. But at least post Born to Run as the picture.
@GoJumbos: They have no brains! Those big meatheads!
/Cliche'd
/Cliche'd
@HockeyMountain: To be fair, it was outside 40 yards.
I think North Korea can win. They've gotten much better now that their goalie has a third arm.
