The only drug you need at Maryland is Danny's.
So let's get back to Maryland tradition.
Let's see, there's puking in the Cornerstone bathroom, hooking up with chicks from Pikesville, smoking weed on the outskirts of McKeldin Mall, organic Co-op sandwiches made by some dirty hippy, and a really shitty football team.
Let's see, there's puking in the Cornerstone bathroom, hooking up with chicks from Pikesville, smoking weed on the outskirts of McKeldin Mall, organic Co-op sandwiches made by some dirty hippy, and a really shitty football team.
Dave Dravecky thinks you throw like a girl.
Dan Snyder raped Sarah Silverman.
Moose outside shoulda told ya.
Chris should've gotten off the Metro with me yesterday morning. He'd have liked that scene.
His real real account is RTamzarian@nfl.net
Rob later went on to play "frat guy at the formal" in I Am Charlotte Simmons.
When I miss that bad in the end, my wife's pissed because I actually got in the hole.
I'd have thought Emerson's gym was turned into a makeshit stand-up stage littered with cigarette butts and used needles years ago.
@DuckSeason @WabbitSeason @DuckSeason @WabbitSeason @DuckSeason @WabbitSeason @DuckSeason @WabbitSeason
So all those Jay Cutler (vagina) stories are really gonna change the graphic for 2011.
@MarkKelsosMigraine: She's not a dog, just colorblind.
In most of life, hard work and determination are more important than social status or God-given talent
These are the words of a man who has never spent a day in an office, ever.
These are the words of a man who has never spent a day in an office, ever.
Of course he hit all his free throws. He's Jewish. Can't run for shit, though. It's like his feet are something or other.
kind of afraid of three-pointers, though.
@Analrapist: I'm just gonna give you a +1 and take down some old shit I left lying around the Internet.
No no, he didn't cut him from the team, he cut him with a knife.
I'm pretty sure Buchanan has done anal.
For Christmas, I want that photo pasted onto non-Cobie Smulders page of the most recent Maxim. Then I want 20 minutes alone.
