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/Jay'd #haterade
Is Ted Ginn as good at peek-a-boo as Jesus? #tedginn
Abe Lenstra? The sausage king of Heerenveen? #soccer
I'm emotionally erect #womenssoccer
Dear AJ,
Have you seen Animal Chin?
Sincerely,
the Bones Brigade #searchingfor
No stems, no seeds that you don't need, Acapulco Gold is bad-ass weed. #timlincecum
@zibby: Yes, fire is good. A McCarver fire is toasty good. #mediameltdowns
I'll take 1000 of Chris Rose if I can personally set Tim McCarver on fire. #mediameltdowns
Isiah was so distraught, he could only grope a baker's dozen worth of FIU coeds after the game. #isiahthomas
If lawsuits for being fat, talentless and annoying were successful, there'd be nobody shopping at Wal-Marts. #philadelphiaphillies
@THEGINOCIMOLICONSPIRACY: While he's at it, he can add the other 6 suspended players from my hometown embarassment.... YOUR BINGHAMTON UNIVERSITY BEARCATS! #watercoolerfodder
Not so fast.... let's see a picture of this alleged Marina Valdez. #searchingforenriquewilson
Fuck it, we still got 2003. #watercoolerfodder
I voted #3 simply because I think we all know a little Italian who tries to be the big dog (biggest tattoo, loudest Camaro, Buttafuoco-est zebra pants, etc). And it's always us Irish guys who outlast 'em.... #finalfailgate
"All we got on this team are a buncha Jews, spics, niggers, pansies, and a booger-eatin' moron!"
/Tanner Boyle'd #mikefrancesa
@Kid Canada: He had implied oral consent.... which, I believe, was also Isiah's defense. #stephonmarbury
"I don't know if you've heard, but there's a baseball game of moderate importance tonight." Which team does Brett Favre play for? #clayzevada
The original plan had Roman Polanski trailing the boat in his wee dinghy. #sailing
Marbury is as stable as the San Andreas Fault. #stephonmarbury
That's not blackface, it's redface. #wakeupdeadspin
