erinsonb commented on How Psyched Are You For The Dark Knight?

"I have a dark knight countdown dashboard widget that I check 17 times an hour."

erinsonb commented on Win a Date With Larval Lisa

"@NobodyLikesMe: hear hear. I wonder what will happen when no one actually enters the contest."

erinsonb commented on Mind The Gap! Retail Stints Train Americans To Fold Obsessively

"I work at a children's clothing store at the mall."

erinsonb commented on May Intervention Continue Until We Are All Stone Cold Sober

"I watch a lot of tv, and I don't think I have ever come across a "documentary about addiction" - and definitely not one where they make your spell your name at the beginning."

erinsonb commented on People Who Pressure You Into Getting Breast Implants Aren't Your Real Friends

"yep they're right."

erinsonb commented on Tomorrow's Headlines Today

"caught by a cougar"

erinsonb commented on How to Hate Your Boss 2.0

"sex with a coworker is always a good jumping-off point."

erinsonb commented on Judge Judy Has Zero Sympathy For Idiots And Their Offspring

"judge judy crushes souls daily."

erinsonb commented on Voicemail From the Worst Pickup Artist Ever

"I'd love to know what his definition of "psychologically normal" is........"

erinsonb commented on The Ballad Of Derrell And Gwendolyn: "Okay, I'll just say it: Will you have sex with me?"

"@MisterHippity: THANK you!"

erinsonb commented on Kanye West Is Mad Enough To Break His MacBook Air On A Hippie's Head

"squid brains!"

erinsonb commented on Kid Who Makes Burgers Is A Ham

"he would have taken out lisa in top chef, no doubt. at LEAST personality wise."

erinsonb commented on Shut Up, 'Nilla

"the other n-word."

erinsonb commented on "Keep The CDs. They, Like My Former Love For You, Mean Nothing To Me Now."

"ah yes regina spektor, expert on love, life, and...god."

erinsonb commented on Plastic Surgery: Where Do You Draw The Line Between Deformity And Vanity?

"@jejune: luckyyy, I guess I'll have to start harrassing my insurance company now..."

erinsonb commented on Plastic Surgery: Where Do You Draw The Line Between Deformity And Vanity?

"I went from a D/DD to a B cup (plus I was noticeably "asymmetrical as they call it) and it definitely in my mind was NOT purely cosmetic - I had seriously trouble standing up straight, which would have probably progressed to back problems down the road, plus some back pain. not getting back by insurance might cause people to look for a cheaper, less experienced doctor as well."

erinsonb commented on How and Why Tony Soprano Died

"Part IV: The final season and how we couldn't use an actual soundtrack because of Tony's increasingly audible heavy breathing."

erinsonb commented on Deenie: Brace Yourself

"judy blume books were my pre-teen bibles."