The main reason that I moved away from Alabama, never to return, is the same reason that scumbags like Paul Finebaum have such a huge following there.
I wish I could say that this is a joke, but it's really not.
I wish I could say that this is a joke, but it's really not.
Empowerment or no, I just don't think this whole "dudes motorboating dudes" fad is gonna take off.
Shawn Kemp's Ball Bag Would Like To Inform You That Shawn Kemp Has...Shit, We Lost Count...Hang On...At Least Seven Kids
Your definition of "succulent" is clearly different than mine.
Looks like the team captain will have plenty of time to sit around and Jack Hiscock.
Robinson's main problem here is that he used all of these unnecessary words when a simple "Fuck off, shitstain" would have sufficed.
[Actual picture of Vick setting dog on fire removed at the request of mlb.com]
However, Olbermann's "Douchebag of the New Millenium" award is not for sale.
You know how you grow the football pie? It's definitely not by shitting on the people who spend money on you.
Then again, Eva Braun wasn't particularly renowned for her skills in the kitchen.
Then again, Eva Braun wasn't particularly renowned for her skills in the kitchen.
Oh yeah, I could have gone on forever. I just picked enough of the choice offenders to get the point across.
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/raises hand
Um, yeah, how exactly does one go about "resuming" assignments that they were allegedly never "suspended" from?
/smells bullshit, leaves room
Um, yeah, how exactly does one go about "resuming" assignments that they were allegedly never "suspended" from?
/smells bullshit, leaves room
...And the piece of fucking shit network he rode in on. That is all.
Yeah, those dumbass southerners. It's a good thing that shit like this never happens anywhere else.
Sincerely,
Bryan Stow
Sincerely,
Bryan Stow
Tune in next month for Episode 2, where our heroes Mike Tahoe and C.J. Hunter at last face the nemesis who has dogged them for years...
(record scratch)
Ron Mexico.
(record scratch)
Ron Mexico.
Colon has shown a remarkable capacity for endurance
-Excerpted from the Diary of Bernie Madoff
-Excerpted from the Diary of Bernie Madoff
Friday Night Lights, by Buzz Bissinger
Bob Costas says: "This book really pisses the shit out of me. What a douche-juice!"
Bob Costas says: "This book really pisses the shit out of me. What a douche-juice!"
Whew. I sure am glad that the Department of Homeland Security is on top of this, seeing as how betting on Kirstie Alley's fat ass ranks right up there on the threat list with Al Qaeda and North Korea having nukes.
