Am I just throwing out unanswerable questions, because I can't decide if Griner is the worst person in America or just a kid with lousy temper? I'm sure plenty of people will have an answer for me before this week is over. (Or will they?)
LOL!
How the hell would anyone know if College Park had been rioted or not? That place is like downtown Detroit without the charm.
@AzureTexan: Jerk store! Jerk store is the line!
When asked to describe the rookie's game, four out of five NHL scouts replied "Honestly? I can never even find the fucker."
Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others.
The next day, he had blown past the $5000 mark
How many fucking documentaries about Len Bias can there be?
Seen here, Eisen turns in the slowest 40-yard dash since Jaycee Duggard finally found her way out of the neighborhood.
the first issue is free, but every issue after that costs 25 cents.
Coincidentally, an East Texas hooker will cost you about $4.75.
Wait, the superfluous piece of fabric is supposed to be long and vertical, not short and horizontal! This is an outrage!
Anybody who drops a nod to Brother Mouzone is okay by me. This place needs as many Wire references as it can get.
The comparison works if only because Quebecois are equally fearful upon seeing a shower.
The real tragedy here is Vince Carter's missed career as a tin man impersonator.
What, no announcement at all for this kid? A Dave Matthews hasn't made a backdoor entry through the dark like this since Boyd Tinsley had a wine cooler too many at Lollapalooza 06.
Easy. The daughter was ailing from overexposure to quality music.
then he can become what all managers who aren't Tony LaRussa, John McGraw or Bobby Cox ultimately become
A resident of Heaven?
something Tolstoy might've written if Tolstoy had hung out at Hooter's
Making sure to follow the principle of Chekhov's Gun, Tolstoy's penis is featured prominently in the 1st paragraph.
What's the difference between Jay Leno & the Holocaust?
One is a disastrous historical transgression responsible for the suffering of millions & practically impossible to laugh at, while the other is the Holocaust.
Also, if his jokes are any indication, Leno could actually stand to have a few more Jews around.
Insufferable twenty-somethings desperately wishing they had never left college have found a new childhood "sport" that they can embarrass themselves and their families by taking way too seriously
Commenting on Deadspin?
(It's the second coming! Of Mike Alstott!)
"Yeah, that'll be the day."
-Mrs. Alstott
