Detlef Schrempf and White Wine commented on BCS Voters Can't Be Bothered To Watch Utah Play Football

"@Doyle McPoyle: I've never actually seen a grit before."

Detlef Schrempf and White Wine commented on Nobody Snitched On Marvin Harrison...No Criminal Charges Filed

"@One Sack, Two Sack: Right, and Tony Romo would be ribbing his buddies if he could."

Detlef Schrempf and White Wine commented on Nobody Snitched On Marvin Harrison...No Criminal Charges Filed

"Melo would like to shake some hands right now..."

Detlef Schrempf and White Wine commented on The Return Of The Powerful Lip Fur, And Milton Bradley Is A Cub (Hide All Sharp Objects)

"@SideAngleSide: Andy Pettitte obviously wants to spend his time building a better MouseTrap"

Detlef Schrempf and White Wine commented on Medic! More Bandages! Melo Goes Down

"@Candace Parker Secret Lover: I'm sure the media will sling mud all over this one"

Detlef Schrempf and White Wine commented on Texas Waits For Final Minute To Eat Ohio State's Soul

"Can someone please convince Quan Cosby to play hockey at Texas so that we can market his jersey as a Cosby Sweater?"

Detlef Schrempf and White Wine commented on Employee No. 8 Nabbed For Early Morning DUI

"The "Don't wobble your bulbous head" field sobriety test is what did him in."

Detlef Schrempf and White Wine commented on The New York Giants Love Them Some Applebee's

"@The Starting Line of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers: I think that's him tenderly embracing Anton Chigurh's illegitimate son."

Detlef Schrempf and White Wine commented on Sir Le Bron And The Legend of Crab Dribble

"Man, things are looking worse than ever for the WBNA..."

Detlef Schrempf and White Wine commented on The New York Giants Love Them Some Applebee's

"Which one is Dominik Hixon?"