@Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan:
I'm pretty sure that in certain communities, Mr. Lange would in fact be considered a bear.
@Weed Against Speed:
You're with me, medical alert bracelet
@Detlef Schrempf and White Wine:
Sorry for the bad joke, but doesn't Deadspin run a feature with a Nazi Shark?
@David Hume:
When you say caning, I can only assume you mean sensually fondling.
Hs 2nd bss, Kk Gldstn, cldn't b rchd fr cmmnt n ccnt f th sbbth.
I hear Lance Armstrong is writing a children's book about training with the New York Dolls... and having one testicle. Not sure why children need to know that detail, or how Buster Poindexter helped him train, but I bet it will sell well anyway.
At least now he'll have time to pursue his cherished hobby: collecting precious moments figurines. The little porcelain rapestand is adorable.
This is all a misunderstanding. He was merely commenting that after the collision the car didn't have the same shine that it did before.
The DL promises to be a real death sentence for that guy's career.
@Arsenio Billingham:
What about Richard Pryor in 1980?
@Stev D:
Come on now, don't dog on VA Tech like that. That's just criminal.
Uhhhh... rapestand.
His sister Hannah has already been named "boner of the month" by his new UW fraternity brothers.
Often overlooked is Big Ern McCracken's study on the relative ease of doing single moms.
So are we to believe that squirting citrus fruits in the ear is some form of ear-douching? (dushing, etc.)
@undefined:
John Amaechi's shoot the rock n' cock basketball tourney?
@savedbypurplejesus:
What's that hotplate for?
Kenyan babies are suddenly demanding extremely high prices on the black market of babies.
@Dashiell Bennett:
RIP Michigan & Trumbull, we (with the exception of all vagrants & hobos in Corktown) hardly knew ye.
Is a 4 pepsi can intake the same as getting bent over 2 times a day by Jesus Feliciano?
@Gourmet Spud:
Coincidentally, the only logical place to get a tattoo of Haiti is the taint.
