"Everything about this is so dispiriting I don't know whom I should call classless."
Nice to see Gregggggg Easterbrook moonlighting for Deadspin.
Should have been you, Chris Kluwe.
I'm looking forward to Jon Finkel's rebuttal: My Brief OKCupid Affair With An Insecure Lady
That's Murderous Redcap!
For those of you that actually talked to girls in high school, Murderous Redcap is a Magic: the Gathering card.
For those of you that actually talked to girls in high school, Murderous Redcap is a Magic: the Gathering card.
Something boneheaded? From Jeff VanGundy?? NO!
@Desi_Relaford: I have watched that commercial a thousand times thanks to 30 Rock OnDemand, and, yeah, I don't understand why anyone would want to watch it. What's that 16-yr old's deal? "JEEZE YOU GUYS STOP BEING DYKES ALL OVER THE PLACE" Isn't 16 years long enough to get over having two mommies?
@UweBollocks: Did Alex Chilton happen to die in Memphis?
This Just In: Shitty Sitcom Features Shitty Joke
@MarkKelsosMigraine: Good spot! I thought that that picture of Erik Flowers looked like a certain droppy TE.
Robert Royal should probably appear in the next half, though, right?
Robert Royal should probably appear in the next half, though, right?
Peter King:
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Related Announcement: the jamboroo is canceled until December
Flipping over during commercials was not an option, because our remote control is broken and Time Warner Cable doesn't make it easy to get a new one.
I hate to break it to you, but your remote is fine... Time Warner Cable just blows.
I hate to break it to you, but your remote is fine... Time Warner Cable just blows.
This still isn't baseball's fault?
Not shown: Nick Saban CC'd.
Jesus, Petchesky. You don't need to be MKM to know that plays break the fourth wall all the time.
I was up by 28 in my fantasy matchup but he had Chris Johnson left to play. At halftime, I knew I'd be safe, so I turned the TV off and watched that 'till I went to bed. I don't like baseball.
@BlylevenTheDude: "This scar on my dick? Uhhh... ever heard of the show 'Everyday Italian?'"
Andy Reid said that Vick will start once he's 100% healthy... which would be fine if it came out of the mouth of any coach other than Andy Reid.
@norbizness: +everything
@ClintonPortishead: So brilliant.
