I haven't seen someone so upset to hear entrance music since Muhammad Ali came out to "Whole Lotta Shakin' Goin' On" during the '96 Olympics opening ceremonies.
Terry will have the chance to defend himself against these allegations on his own website, RapebyBrooks.com.
Never one to be outdone, Karl Ravech made mention of "all those crazy broads in Baltimore at Whore-iole Park."
@Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: Then we'll really figure out Who's Now.
Tim Sypher asked Karen to marry him unexpectedly while they were visiting her grandmother’s grave
"You know, your dead grandmother has really got me thinking. I want someone to love and to hold before I wind up cold and stiff in the ground, much like your dead grandmother. Here, in front of your dead grandmother, will you make me the happiest man in the whole world?"
"You know, your dead grandmother has really got me thinking. I want someone to love and to hold before I wind up cold and stiff in the ground, much like your dead grandmother. Here, in front of your dead grandmother, will you make me the happiest man in the whole world?"
I'll remember you're the one with the tattoo
Lord knows it's tough to find someone with a tatoo at a nightclub in Vegas.
Lord knows it's tough to find someone with a tatoo at a nightclub in Vegas.
Respect the hock! And tame the bundt!
Respect the hock! And tame the bundt!
Respect the hock! And tame the bundt!
We cannot stand people who don't use common sense. Now, who wants a high interest cash advance?
-PL$ Loan Store
-PL$ Loan Store
@jaycrawfordespn She was probably too busy thinking about gyros.
-BobGrieseHOFQB
-BobGrieseHOFQB
I preferred "A Boy Named Sioux" from Chris Berman's album, Boomer Sings the Hits While Incorporating Less Than Amusing Puns into the Song Title.
Louie Anderson looks like shit.
I for sure wasn't expecting a tip, but the dick head couldn't even muster a thank you.
I thought they were the same thing...
Surprisingly, many of the local residents were not bitter over the Zamboni falling into Keystone Lake.
"Last time I checked we haven't committed too many assaults featuring a cowbell. I'd be doing myself a disservice and everyone else in this university if I didn't beat the hell out of this kid!"
But what no one realizes is that Gottlieb is using the cartoon phallus as a diversion while he steals your credit card numbers.
"Your first chance to play in a Super Bowl and winning the Super Bowl, and of course the circumstances of that year with "Crocodile Dundee" happening and Flock of Seagulls performing at halftime — that was pretty unbelievable."
-Jim McMahon, 1986
@MarkKelsosMigraine: "Dr. Tee and the Women"
