Scott Mitchell Revival Effort commented on Sam Bradford Totally Jinxed By NFL Draft Report

"You would think that the Lions having interest in taking him would push him towards staying another year."

Scott Mitchell Revival Effort commented on ESPN Trots Out "Quite Frankly" For Old White People

"If this is on opposite of "Howie Do It", this might just be the worst time slot on television since "Inside Schwartz" ran up against "Dharma and Greg.""

Scott Mitchell Revival Effort commented on Nobody Snitched On Marvin Harrison...No Criminal Charges Filed

""First thing out of the mouth of D.A."

Scott Mitchell Revival Effort commented on Brian Urlacher's Kooky Baby Mama Heads To Prison

"Urlacher immediately challenged the sheriff's office to an honor duel."

Scott Mitchell Revival Effort commented on Brady Quinn's Beautiful Face May Have Been Damaged

"Hopefully he took Myoplex within 30 minutes of getting jacked in the face to prevent further injury."

Scott Mitchell Revival Effort commented on The Raiders Still Have Some Fight In Them

"@Chuckie Hacks 2 and 0: Robert Ridgely?"

Scott Mitchell Revival Effort commented on 0-15? Yes, They Can!

"@scumdog0331: No, no that would be me."

Scott Mitchell Revival Effort commented on Rammer Jammer, Hooker, Slammer

"Todd Marinovich will make sure to wear a USC jacket for his next inevitable meth/assault/indecent exposure/soliciting male prostitute bust."

Scott Mitchell Revival Effort commented on The ESPN Home Page Redesign Is Here

"@IanKinslerFan: O' Reilly's reaction to ESPN redesign: "FUCKING THING SUCKS!""

Scott Mitchell Revival Effort commented on Somewhere In This Grainy Footage, Brian Giles Is Roughing Up His Girlfriend

"Roger Patterson, Robert Gimlin, and Abraham Zapruder all overwhelmingly approve of the quality of this footage."