Sarcastro commented on The Ghostly Remains of The Wire's Set

"@Botswana Meat Commission FC: Damnit."

Sarcastro commented on The Ghostly Remains of The Wire's Set

"That's no "set." That's the Sun's newsroom for reals."

Sarcastro commented on Universally Reviled Australian Bumping Obamas From Blair House

"@Mount_Prion: Tootie, however, has an open invitation."

Sarcastro commented on Universally Reviled Australian Bumping Obamas From Blair House

"@Truculent: I left one hell of a mess in 229."

Brazil Thrill commented on Sorry Boys ... Alyssa Milano Is Engaged

"I'd love to just find a good plumber or doctor. If you're into bald douchebags... "

Brazil Thrill commented on Carmelo Anthony's Curious Love Of The Longhorns

"Is there any documented evidence anywhere that Carmelo had any feelings at all for the University of Texas athletic department before last night? If I were to answer this question would that be considered snitching?"

Brazil Thrill commented on Sadly, No One Told Vincent Jackson That Buzzed Driving Is Drunk Driving

"LaDanian Tomlinson, who happened to be sitting in the passenger's seat, claims the cop used the breathalyzers in a very classless manner."

Sarcastro commented on Science Report: Coke Makes You Annoying, Alcohol Makes You Horny

"@Beautiful Stranger: Bite me."

Sarcastro commented on The Return Of The Powerful Lip Fur, And Milton Bradley Is A Cub (Hide All Sharp Objects)

"RIP, Carl Pohlad."

Sarcastro commented on Texas Waits For Final Minute To Eat Ohio State's Soul

"@Stev D: My ex-girlfriend had a bush that grew crabs."