Tonight: Sandra Bullock's youthful features supplant Brando's Native American as the single least genuine object in the history of the Oscars.
Thank you, and enjoy the rest of your Saturday. It's only 3:40!? Just where do you think you're going?
will cost him 600k Jesus. And all he had to do was take off the watch and ring.
Goddamn it. I go and take one shit and MN ties it up. What happened? Decker again?
And Cal gives it right back...nevermind....damn it. So I drove by this new TCF Bank Stadium a few times a week as it was being built. GORGEOUS new stadium....although the beer thing is obviously a letdown.
@BruschisBrewsky: If the camera was any closer they would have needed to wipe off the lens a few times during that rant.
@mikedrawcar: Nothing like the Pam Ward school of football commentary.
So when Andrew Carl is doing his kegstand tonight that "T" will look, at least somewhat, like the "L" they're putting on the books today.
[www.justin.tv] Streaming the MN - Cal game if anyone was curious.
@BruschisBrewsky: What happened? Embarrased to say I made myself go to the library and start studying after Decker's touchdown.
Dunta: ARE YOU GOING TO PAY ME RICK? ARE YOU? ARE YOU GOING TO PAY ME THIS SALARY? OR IS YOUR WIFE USED TO SMALLER PAYOUTS? ARE YOU GOING TO PAY ME RICK!? Rick's Wife: Yes, yes. We'll pay you, we'll pay you. Rick: Run honey, JUST RUN! Dunta: Man, that was great. It's not even about the money anymore. I'll do it just for the rush of the contract negotiations.
Holy shit Nash (yeah you "Mr. Landesman"), those three sentences--(the three right up there)--, are [difficult] to read.
Until his teeth point toward both sidelines and endzones, he won't have the on-screen swagger of one Leroy Vann.
@Chris Hanson's Axe: "Thank god we found you Sarah! Dad's working all the time and after Mom left you're the only Sarah we have!"
The full commercial takes a very uncomfortable turn when the little girl gets onscreen with Hansbrough and tries to take her shirt off while he dives off camera.
Any idea why my profile says "Comments are not enabled for this account"...but I haven't been banned for anything and it seems like I can still comment? Are these showing up boxed red and I can't tell or something? Or is it just Gawker IT screwing with me?
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