"@HugsFromHarold: I actually tutored some athletes back in the day at the Irwin Center (which is why I don't understand how this is a story all of the sudden - Illinois built that building well over a decade ago)."
"@RonZookonRedBull: If there was a Fulmer Sears Cup covering all sports, we'd be bordering on a dynasty - Jamar, Luther Head's theft charge, Frank Williams not even being able to spell his name correctly on the ACT, etc."
"@GLOBBAL WARMING: Dumping all of my allowance into Enron stock would have been a wiser choice than accumulating the stack of Todd Van Poppel cards that I have in my basement."
"Van Gundy from last night: "If there's anyone funnier than Kevin James, I want names."
I'll never know how someone who's pretty funny (as far as announcers go) can have such horrific taste in comedy."
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