garbageday commented on Fergie: Freakin' Flexible, at 11:52 AM on May 20 She really has a Kirstie Alley thing going on in that third picture. [www.imdb.com] more » [jezebel]

garbageday commented on Jon Lester Is Unbreakable, at 11:14 AM on May 20 @UpstateUnderdog: (Joe Cowley raises his hand.) more »

garbageday commented on Jon Lester Is Unbreakable, at 10:47 AM on May 20 @Juancho: But the rebuild came with a scoreboard that contains "The biggest HD TV display in the world"* *=Someone in Texas already probably made a bigger one, just because. I really wish more KC residents would have voted for the planned retractable roof, which would have covered both stadiums and been visible from space. more »

garbageday commented on Jon Lester Is Unbreakable, at 10:45 AM on May 20 @HIV 2 Elway: Haha, yeah, he broke it up in the 9th with 2 outs, pinch-hitting for TPJ no less. more »

garbageday commented on Jon Lester Is Unbreakable, at 10:42 AM on May 20 @Juancho: I see that you, too, have watched "Poison Ivy 2" and "Embrace of the Vampire." more »

garbageday commented on Jon Lester Is Unbreakable, at 10:38 AM on May 20 @HIV 2 Elway: I felt sure TPJ would get one of his 12 yearly singles in the 9th to ruin the moment. more »

garbageday commented on Jon Lester Is Unbreakable, at 10:32 AM on May 20 Kansas City Royals meet Radioactive Man = quality comic book. Royals meet Radiation Treatment Man = no-hitter. /Seriously, congrats to Lester from a Royals fan. more »

garbageday commented on Jude Law & Kim Stewart's Drunken Makeout Session, at 9:41 AM on May 20 "Hey Stu, this girl with the 'Daddy's Little Girl Loves Disco' tattoo seems perfect for you!" "Disco Stu don't advertise." more » [jezebel]

garbageday commented on Hello Committee, at 6:48 PM on May 19 Photo fail - retry. [msnbcmedia3.msn.com] more » [jezebel]

garbageday commented on Hello Committee, at 6:43 PM on May 19 This is much more dignified than Hello Kitty's other official position: Mascot on armbands used as emasculating deterrents for errant Thailand police officers. more » [jezebel]

garbageday commented on Bittersweet, at 11:44 AM on May 19 Homer: I'm going to sell these Oreos from the highway crash at $5 a box! Lisa: But the store Oreos cost $2, and they don't come with glass pieces and scraps of metal. Homer: Those are toy prizes! more » [jezebel]

garbageday commented on Bittersweet, at 11:35 AM on May 19 Moe the bartender: I brought a bag of irregular Oreos. more » [jezebel]

garbageday commented on Mets Live Again After Feeding On Yankees' Corpse, at 11:13 AM on May 19 @HIV 2 Elway: The Royals have been on a roll ever since meeting Radioactive Man. more »

garbageday commented on Keeping Up With The Kardashians Goes Out With A Bang, at 11:09 AM on May 19 Yahoo! more » [jezebel]

garbageday commented on Mets Live Again After Feeding On Yankees' Corpse, at 11:00 AM on May 19 @HIV 2 Elway: Not to mention that KC is home of the AL's top batter: Mark Grudzielanek! more »

garbageday commented on The Academy of Country Music Awards: Nicole Kidman's Unborn Baby Was Best-Dressed, at 10:51 AM on May 19 I prefer this Jason Alexander outfit. more » [jezebel]

garbageday commented on Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date, at 9:21 AM on May 19 @CMG: The original uncensored version of that video, in which the Alice slicing results in graphic "Bodies Revealed" exhibit-style blood-and-guts innards rather than cake pieces, would've really provided nightmare fuel. I've never seen this version, and I don't know that it's possible to do so (no YouTube hits), but I remember one of the MTV VJs (such an '80s relic, like Nintendo 1-900 game counselors) terrifying me with that story after the edited video aired. more » [jezebel]

garbageday commented on Ashlee & Pete Wed; Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Date, at 9:15 AM on May 19 When Pete's eyebrows started offering guests hits from a hookah, things got curiouser and curiouser. more » [jezebel]