Jefferson Short Bus commented on Happy Birthday (And R.I.P), Dear Old Black Table

"@Rock You Like An Iracane: Oprah pimps Skype way too fucking much."

Jefferson Short Bus commented on Happy Birthday (And R.I.P), Dear Old Black Table

"@PQ Crash: Just make sure Ty Pennington snorts a couple of Adderall before he designs his "special [needs] project" of a bedroom."

Jefferson Short Bus commented on Happy Birthday (And R.I.P), Dear Old Black Table

"@thejuiceisNOTloose: Sometimes the 'F' in MILF stands for "forget"."

Jefferson Short Bus commented on Happy Birthday (And R.I.P), Dear Old Black Table

"@J-Animal: I didn't think you could create a website with a Bedazzler."

Jefferson Short Bus commented on Happy Birthday (And R.I.P), Dear Old Black Table

"@Rock You Like An Iracane: Fuck Skype because fuck Oprah."

Jefferson Short Bus commented on Of Course Eli Manning's Wife Would Start Getting Frisky To "Single Ladies"

"@Katni: I don't hate the song for its lyrical content, I hate it for the millions of entitled, dumpy women who will adopt it as their anthem at the club."

Jefferson Short Bus commented on Of Course Eli Manning's Wife Would Start Getting Frisky To "Single Ladies"

"@Gourmet Spud: +1"

Jefferson Short Bus commented on Of Course Eli Manning's Wife Would Start Getting Frisky To "Single Ladies"

"If Eli liked the lap dance he should have put a ring on it."

Jefferson Short Bus commented on This Woman's Baseball Card Collection Is Better Than Yours

"@Christmas Ape: That's a lot of gas money."

Jefferson Short Bus commented on What The Mind Can Conceive And Believe, It Can Achieve

"@FirstDerivative: WOW."