/crying at the top of my voice
@AzureTexan: You Can't Hurry Love, but Rick Pitino sure can hurry lust.
This is death by 82 paper cuts.
@MarkKelsosMigraine: I'll pay $60 for that.
@WhatWouldTebowDo?: Scintillating.
@ClueHeywood: I walked right past Tony LaRussa at a performance of West Side Story.
@ClueHeywood: I should have gone to law school.
We Are All Hostages
The suspense is making us sick. Chris Bosh pulled his panties down and the bitch had a dick.
The suspense is making us sick. Chris Bosh pulled his panties down and the bitch had a dick.
@See you suckers later: I'm printing this and putting it on my refrigerator.
I'm hoping John Stossel makes it into the WWE Hall of Fame.
This is probably the worst Hanukkah present ever.
Dear Brett,
You are a crappy quarterback. You cannot throw. This will not be thrown to you.
Regards,
J. Short Bus
You are a crappy quarterback. You cannot throw. This will not be thrown to you.
Regards,
J. Short Bus
@blogsarefun: Seriously. Are they going to wait until Dale Murphy dies too?
I can't resist...
Hey! It's Enrico Pallazzo!
Hey! It's Enrico Pallazzo!
@rossismyname: This one is more epic. It features a reunion of the Silver Spoons kids, for crying out loud.
@OchentaYcinco: My real name is Graceless Slick.
