gjdodger commented on Apparently Someone Named Tyson Homosexual Is Very Fast

"Of course he broke the record, being "light in the loafers""

gjdodger commented on Hooker Gives Herself A Happy Ending

"Next up, beauty pageants: "Hooker Wins Miss America""

gjdodger commented on A Few Seconds of Excerpt

"Sandy Koufax would like to shove it up your gentile ass.Fixed it for you./ecce homo"

gjdodger commented on Media Approval Ratings: Bill Walton

"The original fist bump terrorist."

gjdodger commented on The Anecdotal Evidence Does Not Look Good For Dick Bavetta

"spend the profits on technology to give alligators the ability to fly and breathe fire. I read that short story."

gjdodger commented on Media Approval Ratings: Frank Deford

"This Five Strider approves."

gjdodger commented on Yeah, we saw this, and it

""adultery, addiction to marijuana and alcohol, abusive behavior, physical abuse, sexual addictions and frequent abandonment" It's like all the dead SNL stars in one!"

gjdodger commented on Your 2008 Israeli Baseball League Season Tickets Are Now Worth Bubkes

"Cancelled 2008?"

gjdodger commented on Frank Deford Still Loves The Game

"And about Roller Derby!"

gjdodger commented on Endangered Species List Now Includes The NBA Flop

"@EddieRebel: I'm thinking, "Woke up with a Flopper""

gjdodger commented on 'MY FIRZT VOTE IN MY WHOLE EFFEN LIFE ..AND ITZ FOR HILLARY'

"Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! Hillary ripped my flesh!"

gjdodger commented on Clinton-Press Relationship Is More Dysfunctional Than Your Tragic Marriage

"All four of those guys look bitter."

gjdodger commented on Boston Getting A Head Start On The Head Start Memorabilia

"They come with an extra-tight collar, judging from last night."

gjdodger commented on Libertarian Convention Fails To Surprise Anyone

""Have you seen Tucker Carlson, Congressman?"

gjdodger commented on Wonkette Destroys Patriot/Traitor Ranking Website

""Vote counts for Al Gore were artificially inflated by Florida voters and have been restored to their initial counts.""

gjdodger commented on John McCain Is Obviously Not Healthy At All

"Since the report, McAncient has had two potentially damaging growths removed--John Hagee and Brad Paisley."

gjdodger commented on Meet Barack Obama's Cabinet Of Rivals!

"@AngryBlakGuy: He could make her "Minister" instead of "Secretary," except the only "Minister" in his cabinet will be Jeremiah Wright."

gjdodger commented on Hooray, No Election!

""Few greedy vultures have an ongoing plan." You know, I can hear my 9th grade typing teacher shouting this at us while we furiously pecked it out on our Royals."