When in this world the headlines read
Of golfers good as Sammy Snead
Who hit on sluts to fill their need
The cry goes out with blinding speed
For Ti-ger Woods!
Ti-ger Woods!
Ti-ger Woods!
Ti-ger Woods!
Crooked driver, shaky putter
Trophy wives sit home and mutter
Tiger Wooooooods...
Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods!
Of golfers good as Sammy Snead
Who hit on sluts to fill their need
The cry goes out with blinding speed
For Ti-ger Woods!
Ti-ger Woods!
Ti-ger Woods!
Ti-ger Woods!
Crooked driver, shaky putter
Trophy wives sit home and mutter
Tiger Wooooooods...
Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods!
It's the Anti-Charlie Villaneuve!
Wait till Monday to read it. You don't want to ruin your weekend.
I always heard that was B.O.
The NFL denied having anything to do with it and says it asked that it be reposted. Given the political reverberations from the ad, I suspect someone impersonated NFL Properties and told YouTube to take it down. [www.freep.com]
How is Michael's mental health? IIRC, he was rather elusive and spent at least the heavyweight portion of his career avoiding punches--to the indignation of Larry Holmes.
Now, that's funny.
DEAR MR MILICIC I AM THE CROWN PRINCE OF NIGERIA...
"Hey, Chad!"
"Yeah, Bob?"
"Hit the autobahn!"
"Yeah, Bob?"
"Hit the autobahn!"
I think the key is that the disclaimer refers to "use" of the descriptions, accounts, etc. "Use" implies some gain; just relating what some dumb announcer said does not constitute "use." Which leads to the question, if a website--and I've seen them--is dedicated to making fun of what announcers say during ballgames, and the website is sponsored, is that a violation?
Not to pick on the WWL--but when their bullet headline is, "49er's Smith busted for DWI," to whom would you think they were referring? (They've since changed it to specify the Smith involved.)
He has a secret plan? What is he doing, bringing in Matt Millen?
I hear he's going to buy out Fred Wilpon and become Piece'o Met World.
That adds up to 180 which is also, according to Fox News, "the percentage of Americans who will vote for Mitt Romney."
Kareem Abdul Jabbar went to the White House and told Ronald Reagan to his face, "I don't like what you do, but you're the President and I've got to respect that." Kareem has balls. Tim Thomas, not so much.
Well, my gosh. Everybody is still talking about this two days later, and I hadn't heard it yet. So I listened. That was fantastic. Popular musicians express themselves, they bare their souls when they perform. I had tears in my eyes, no shit. I don't want to hear the King Family sing a song that was born of historic revolution. It's cliche, but that rocked.
The Wings love fighting. You throw the punch; you do the time.
Maybe the other Magic players just thought the front office had honored Jason's request to be traded to the Clippers, Lakers or Knicks.
Owah white bread kickahs can outkick yowah white bread kickahs!
