Make up your mind, Drew.
[deadspin.com]
[deadspin.com]
Holy shit, my desk job is lame.
I was hoping Steve's story actually did end with uncle kicking his ass. It's pussy, not a new toy you got for Christmas. There is no need to tell the neighborhood about it.
Dear Drew,
Please don't run ever bat stories again. I am now too scared to ever leave my office. (seriously, I'm sitting here mortified)
Please don't run ever bat stories again. I am now too scared to ever leave my office. (seriously, I'm sitting here mortified)
I assume this is what Gus Johnson sounds like to foreigners.
I look forward to reading your DHF submission two weeks from now.
A.J. Daulerio is an asshole, a child, an embarrassment, a character assassin, a piece of human garbage, a binge drinker, a blow fiend, a giant fag, an asswipe, a scumbag, the most annoying guy in the room, an overtanned dwarf with the child-molester mustache, and a douchecanoe.
Will's comment about experiencing the NFL season without the Jamboroo got be thinking... What the hell is a Throwgasm? I've looked at that star for years, and I can't for the life of me figure out what it is? A penis football being attacked by sperm?
Chris Kluwe
I thought the same exact thing. That would have cost a fortune back then.
Well, that's what teams deserve for having players who were undrafted rookies from mid-majors on their rosters.
As anyone who went to Northern Illinois the same time as him will tell you, I really doubt Hurd is smart enough to be a drug kingpin.
Couldn't have said it better myself.
Since I had the original comment , I will attempt to clear up my thoughts a bit. Yes, I do understand the significance of the tragedy, and I understand why Deadspin had a post about it today. And yes, I was not a fan of the way it was written. I probably should have found a more constructive, less snarky way or saying it.
You know what Deadspin needs more of? Running diaries by haughty, self-loathing writers detailing their visits to an Ivy League football game that no one outside of their New England prep school circle cares about.
A deaf dorm? A went a a pretty large university, and I don't think there were enough deaf students on campus to fill a single dorm room floor, let alone an entire dormitory. And how was it that Johny was the only the only non-deaf student living there? Was the school able to predict its deaf population when building the dorm? I call BS. This story is one failed handy away from a DHF submission.
/ Analyzes shit way too much.
/ Analyzes shit way too much.
Hey, they're making progress...
[sportsillustrated.cnn.com]
[sportsillustrated.cnn.com]
Who is he, Big Foot? There has to be a less grainy photo available.
"Neighbors living nearby also expressed distaste for the 28-year-old Angels player saying he never once said hi or waved to anyone on the street."
Yep, that's a real sentence.
Yep, that's a real sentence.
"I lived in an off campus apartment with 3 of my fraternity brothers..."
Shocking that the story went were it did.
Shocking that the story went were it did.
