hirsheyisanass commented on It Can Be Told: Spitzer Dribbled Before He Shot

"Well Hirshey you are still a dumb ass, Spitzer got your $100 and got laid while you got fuck all."

hirsheyisanass commented on To Kinsale With Love

""A naked Scarlett Johansson comes to mind, a naked Natalie Portman comes to mind, a naked Scarlett Johansson comes to mind again and, of course, Martina Hingis slathered in Toblerone."

hirsheyisanass commented on Win One For The Gimper

"Can someone please tell me what this article is about because like Hirshey I have not got a fucking clue."

hirsheyisanass commented on A Test Of One's Intestinal Fortitude

"Hey Hirshey could you do us all a favor and stay out of town every weekend, oh what the hell just stay out of town."

hirsheyisanass commented on Remembering ManU, Then And Now

""Why, I wondered, was I even watching the Liverpool-Chelsea borefest when I could have been in Accra, Ghana thrilling to the joyful and dazzling play at the African Nations Cup?"Because if you went to Ghana they would kill your stupid ass for knowing as much about football as Al Gore knows about climate change."

hirsheyisanass commented on All Hail The Loathsome Ronaldo

"IT IS OFFICIAL HIRSHEY IS GAY AND STILL KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT FOOTBALL!"

hirsheyisanass commented on ManU's Very High Ankle Sprains

"There goes Hirshey again talking about male anatomy, "You might have thought that United would be suffering from post-party " hyperextended penis strain"" Maybe he should stop going to the Kinsale Tavern and go to the Toolbox instead."

hirsheyisanass commented on Nailing 'Em In The Swingers

""I must admit that I don't derive quite as much pleasure beating Chelsea as I did when the Special One was the preening, stubbled face of the team." Oh yes, one more thing Hirshey when exactly did Arsenal beat Chelsea under Mourinho?"

hirsheyisanass commented on Nailing 'Em In The Swingers

"Hirshey once again trying to come across as if he knows something about football, making fun of Gillettt and Hicks knowledge of football, at least they have the knowledge to own a great club."

hirsheyisanass commented on Meet The Brand New Face Of English Soccer

"Yawn!"

hirsheyisanass commented on Welcome Newcastlers!

"No it is not a joke Hirshey knows as much about football as he knows about cricket, he knows two clubs are involved.@harbl_madness:"

hirsheyisanass commented on Welcome Newcastlers!

"David Hirshey started coming to my local Kinsale Tavern a while back to watch a bit of football and pass himself off as someone who knows something about football."