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      hortense is minding her p's and q's...and your aeiou's.

      • hortense commented on Badvertising

        "@sportz.star: When I lived in Boston, it was "Bernie and Phil's!"
        http://jezebel.com/5092953/#c9018109 8:04 PM on Nov 19


      • hortense commented on Reader Roundup

        "@HarpMadness: Ha! @PilgrimSoul: Ah, come on now! This week has been especially bad for the avatarless-types who drop in, say something insane, and get banned right away."
        http://jezebel.com/5093428/#c9013896 4:51 PM on Nov 19


      • hortense commented on Reader Roundup

        "Is there some road work being done that's detouring all of the Jerks on their way to Jerkville into the comments section this week?"
        http://jezebel.com/5093428/#c9013474 4:40 PM on Nov 19


      • hortense commented on Reader Roundup

        "Oh snap!"
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      • hortense commented on The 5 Most Famous One-Ball Wonders

        "@raspberryjamba: What?!"
        http://jezebel.com/5093338/#c9010221 3:09 PM on Nov 19


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        "@hortense: Ah okay, wait."
        http://jezebel.com/5093338/#c9010081 3:06 PM on Nov 19


      • hortense commented on The 5 Most Famous One-Ball Wonders

        "I can't stop laughing over the fact that the Telegraph used "ball" and not "testicle" in their headline."
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      • hortense commented on This Week In Tabloids: Brangeliniston Vs. Twilight

        "@Mafalda para Presidente: We've been cracking down on threadjacks lately, as they are tending to go out of control."
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      • hortense commented on Sasha Fierce's Dress Fits Like A Glove

        "That dress was probably really expensive, but the material looks a bit cheap, I'm afraid."
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      AuntieBee on Nov 13, 2008

      Thanks for fixing my comment-powers. You are my hero.


      hortense on Nov 13, 2008

      Hey doves- if you are having trouble commenting, please send me an email with your username and any info about the OS and browser you are using. Thanks!


      hortense on Nov 12, 2008

      Hey doves-
      We are having some technical issues- hang in there.
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      Mrs.Peel on Nov 11, 2008

      Hi Hortense, I'm unable to e-mail you when I click on the link to the left. I left a message for you earlier, but I think it'll get lost in your private messages...I need to know how I de-activate my account on Jezebel? I've tried, but to no avail. I dunno, can you ban me as per my request? ;) Thank you.


      ednapontellier on Nov 5, 2008

      hortense, i was going to send you a message asking if you've noticed that there's a lot of meanness on the comments today- but then i saw that you were directly responding (and eliminating) to some nasty comments... so now i just want to say THANKS.

      edna


      BrutallyHonestBabes on Oct 31, 2008

      You friended me? That makes me feel all squishy inside! You're doing an awesome job on the weekends darling!


      emsigh_the_third on Oct 27, 2008

      I sent you an email. I would like a response. Thank you.


      Jubilaya on Oct 25, 2008

      the cutest thing I have seen all year...


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      katekate is squared on Oct 24, 2008

      It's probably too late to nominate worstie, but can this at least get disemvoweled?

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      bria on Oct 21, 2008

      Can you rally the troops?

      the consumerist used "rape" as a verb when talking about a high APR and now its commenters are making rape jokes.
      Somebody PLEASE come over there and fight the good fight with me:

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      hortense on Oct 15, 2008

      Hey Doves-

      If you're having technical problems, please send them to me at commenters@jezebel dot com, so I can forward them on to the tech dept. for you. Thanks!



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