icanthelpitimfromboston commented on Ah, The Cultural Rewards Of Major League Baseball, at 12:04 PM on May 13 Less teachy, more pitchy, Papelbon. /salty about the number of blown saves he seems to be accumulating in this young season. more »

icanthelpitimfromboston commented on Christian Laettner Inducted Into Hall Of Ethnic White People, at 10:05 AM on May 11 @OnwardChristianLaettner: I get the jokes only because my father is something of a bigot, which I luckily inherited. more »

icanthelpitimfromboston commented on Ex-Associate Claims In Book That O.J. Confessed To Murder While High, at 10:01 AM on May 11 I confessed to a threesome with two dudes once when I was drunk. It wasn't true, but now no one believes me because I'm sober. more »

icanthelpitimfromboston commented on Invasion Of The LeBron Snatchers!, at 12:33 PM on May 9 @supermike5alive: No, I go to Ohio University. more »

icanthelpitimfromboston commented on Invasion Of The LeBron Snatchers!, at 9:59 AM on May 9 @StreakinTheQuad: Haha, no, I'm not a dude. more »

icanthelpitimfromboston commented on Invasion Of The LeBron Snatchers!, at 9:44 AM on May 9 I'm 5'1" and 111 pounds, and, even though I'm 21, I look wicked young. more »

icanthelpitimfromboston commented on Corey Lynch Offers Divine Intervention To The Bengals, at 8:58 PM on Apr 28 Best case scenario: Corey Lynch walks into the locker room with a bible in one hand and a cross in the other, claiming that the team is going to get "Lynched" (because hillbilly evangelists like including their names in shit so people remember it, because they think they're sermons are prophetic) and then Odell Thurman is going to kill him using only his left thumb. more »

icanthelpitimfromboston commented on Roger Clemens, 15-Year-Old Country Singers, OxyContin, Stolen Trucks And You, at 8:48 PM on Apr 28 She looks like a fat Meryl Streep, if a rat took a bite out of her nose. more »

icanthelpitimfromboston commented on Don't Make Them Angry. You Wouldn't Like Them When They're Angry, at 8:43 PM on Apr 28 @Brazil Thrill - Hawks Aficionado: It's Boston. more »

icanthelpitimfromboston commented on Don't Make Them Angry. You Wouldn't Like Them When They're Angry, at 8:42 PM on Apr 28 @futuremrsrickankiel: I like your style. more »

icanthelpitimfromboston commented on A USC Football Player Got A Low Test Score? What?, at 8:29 PM on Apr 28 @Flαmεtown: I got a 41. more »

icanthelpitimfromboston commented on Know those "Free Tibet" flags, at 8:23 PM on Apr 28 @suntastic: That was "You Oughta Know." And it was totally about him, Facebook told me so. more »

icanthelpitimfromboston commented on Don't Make Them Angry. You Wouldn't Like Them When They're Angry, at 10:41 AM on Apr 24 I'm from Boston, and if anyone calls me a bandwagon fan I'll punch them in the ball. more »

icanthelpitimfromboston commented on The Boston Globe Used To Have A Sports Section, at 10:23 AM on Apr 24 @supermike5alive: I wish I didn't know that. more »

icanthelpitimfromboston commented on Atlanta Versus Boston: The Execution Series, at 1:17 PM on Apr 17 Please don't hate Boston because of Simmons. more »

icanthelpitimfromboston commented on Atlanta Versus Boston: The Execution Series, at 1:13 PM on Apr 17 @FEAST: Please don't hate Boston because of Simmons. more »

icanthelpitimfromboston commented on Make Sure Your Child Is Born In August, People, at 10:11 AM on Apr 17 I share a birthday/addiction with Darryl Strawberry more »

icanthelpitimfromboston commented on Wade Boggs Doomed To Fail On Baseball Tonight, at 9:15 AM on Apr 11 I was visiting a college just outside of Orlando when I was seventeen and was aggressively hit on by Wade Boggs. more »