Every year I keep hoping they make this a real movie. Every year I'm disappointed.
Don't let his background fool you--a good number of journalists moonlighted in the wrestling biz. In fact, from 1967 to 1981, a masked Andy Rooney wrestled in the WWWF as The Flying Curmudgeon
At Long Last, My Reunion With Red Meat
Whenever the Canton Bulldogs would return from an away game, their groupies were always ready to see Jim Thorpe
Whenever the Canton Bulldogs would return from an away game, their groupies were always ready to see Jim Thorpe
Current Guest of Nevada Corrections: Heroin! Heroin, Frank!
Drebin: Nordberg, that's a pretty tall order.
Give me a couple of days
on that one.
Drebin: Nordberg, that's a pretty tall order.
Give me a couple of days
on that one.
After watching the opening, I am confident that I have now been recruited by the Star League to defend the frontier against Xur and the Ko-Dan armada.
The last 8 seconds of audio also works well as an audio accompaniment to any number of "Great Moments In Poop History" stories.
@AzureTexan:
ZSA ZSA GABOR
NO COMA. NO COMA. NO COMA.
SENT FROM MY IV
ZSA ZSA GABOR
NO COMA. NO COMA. NO COMA.
SENT FROM MY IV
In my Fantasy Casino League last year, I too, also led in Wynns.
Relax, it was just People Against Goodness And Normalcy night at the stadium. Instead of shooting hot dogs into the crowd, they were going to sacrifice the Virgin Connie Swail.
Coach was permanently banned from Password after exposing himself to Betty White as a clue. In the ensuing scuffle, he cold-cocked Allen Ludden hard enough to jar loose 3 fillings and threatened most of the production staff by swinging a chair at them. Only the promise of $100,000, Vicki Lawrence, and a helicopter to the Mexican border was able to end the standoff.
The password in question was "Integrity"
The password in question was "Integrity"
He should have known something was up when the guy inspecting the plane introduced himself as 'G. Gordon Liddy'
"You gotta believe it's your turn
You gotta believe it's true
In Pittsburgh we believe
The Pirates will come throuuuughhh..."
/pops in worn VHS copy of "Proud Again"
//sings "Don't Worry, Be Happy" with Chico Lind
@Jefferson Tardship: Villano XLIII ("The Nostalgic One") approves
The last two things to be so close and yet so far in Minneapolis were the East and West sides of I-35W over the Mississip'
@AzureTexan: Pramgasm: for British child care givers with an oddly specific fetish
I wish I could go back in time and tell myself, circa 1992, that Pedro Cerrano would be doing the coin toss for the 2010 Sugar Bowl.
Christian Okoye was booked to be on the show, but instead of a lively back-and-forth about his first hand account of life on the football field, Beck spent a good 15 minutes asking him if he had personally seen Obama's birth certificate, or knew anyone who did.
Despite giving it his best effort, A-Rod's 2009 revival of Zoobilee Zoo failed to gather much support.
Feeling particularly cocksure after eliminating Bond at the mortuary, Mr. Kidd relaxes for a moment and watches Mr. Wint slowly undress.
It was really awkward when right before the surgery, he chose to put on the suit jacket of the Malpractice Lawyers as opposed to the scrubs of the Doctors, and then began playing up to the crowd in the OR.
/Get Well Soon'ed
