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I was thinking make it in the top 20 comments on every post or don't bother. amirite?

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What the fuck man!

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Hey Rob, just came by to tell you thanks for helping me out a couple weeks ago.

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Is this the place where I can shamelessly beg for account approval? Have I not labored in obscurity long enough?

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@Rob Iracane:

Thanks for your message yesterday (I'm sober now). I had no idea how scary it can be to put your feelings out there for an audience to judge . . . tons of respect for you guys who do it for a living.

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Mr. Iracane,

I would like to respectfully request that you approve my account. I work in an office full of feminists who talk about their periods all day; I need some sort of outlet to maintain my hormonal balance, so my balls don't, you know, invert. I promise I will only bring to the table, and never take away. I will do whatever it takes to get approved - do you need me to knock off a card game? Shank someone? Elephant walk (no homo)? Please, good sir, I'm just a normal kid from Jersey with a lofty dream: to tell dick jokes all day on the internet in lieu of doing work. Only you have the power to make that dream a reality.

Your humble servant,
HaleysRocket

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Dearest Robert,

In the interest of my constant search to find new ways to waste time at my job, after over two years of reading the site I have decided to humbly submit my request to have my account approved. I swear I'll be good.

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Hi Rob!

Should I continue to comment and prove my worth until my account is approved? Or should I wait until you get to approving it?

Thanks!
Alan

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Hey man, approve a cracka will ya?

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Come on Rob, I just have to have my commenting Privleges Approved. Three people in my office think I am funny. Give it up Big Guy.

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commentguru > love guru

please approve this slurping is hurting my manhood

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If I admit you are funnier than me will you approve

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Thank you good sir. It combines three of my true loves, the Red Wings, the Simpsons, and Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

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I never thought I'd beg for the approval of a guy I dont know, but I am at that stage.
PLEEEEAASSE!!!

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Bro, it was few throwaway comments about a sport I don't enjoy. Is dissension not tolerated here or something? Enlighten me with how you'd define my schtick.

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All I want for Christmas is for my Deadspin account to be approved....
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Wields some sort of power at Deadspin. Frankly, I don't find him funny at all.
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I don't know if I should be honored or scared.
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Ira-cane?
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