ithacabaron commented on Dustin Hoffman Plays A Little Chin Music

"Ummm, no self-respecting man wears socks with loafers in the summertime."

ithacabaron commented on Where Are All The Reviews For Aimee Mann's Latest Album?

"No sexism here -- Mann releases her albums privately, through her own channels -- as a result, many music mags, contracted to certain publishers, don't cover Mann's (and many other independent) releases. I'll be buying this later today, by the way."

ithacabaron commented on Getting Dumped

"Incidentally, the debate over the Esquire article is incredibly old news -- Harlan Ellison, the article's initial author was so incensed at his article getting retooled (mostly to fit the infamous photo), that he demanded his by-line be removed: [www.time.com] Incidentally, there are lots of images of men in garbage bags, in trash cans, in compactors, etc."

ithacabaron commented on Getting Dumped

"@Moloko: Um...yes. The Esquire cover and the NY Press covers share little to nothing in common in terms of intent or effect."

ithacabaron commented on Your Wonkette Is Moving, Tonight!

"So when do we kill Kurtz with the machete? /thisistheendbeautifulfriendthisistheend"

ithacabaron commented on Liveblogging Obama's 'Milk Cows Come Home To Roost' Speech In Iowa

"That speech was much better than it looked on paper."

ithacabaron commented on Liveblogging Obama's 'Milk Cows Come Home To Roost' Speech In Iowa

"I'm expecting one last, great speech from Teddy K."

ithacabaron commented on Liveblogging Obama's 'Milk Cows Come Home To Roost' Speech In Iowa

"I'm not kidding about those spotlights."

ithacabaron commented on Liveblogging Obama's 'Milk Cows Come Home To Roost' Speech In Iowa

"Booyah!"

ithacabaron commented on Liveblogging Obama's 'Milk Cows Come Home To Roost' Speech In Iowa

"@AnnieGetYourFun: No, he won't be."

ithacabaron commented on Liveblogging Obama's 'Milk Cows Come Home To Roost' Speech In Iowa

"Is there only one spotlight in all of Iowa?"

ithacabaron commented on Time Showcases Emaciated Pig On Cover

"I had bacon for breakfast today. It was delicious. That is all."

ithacabaron commented on Vote For Miss Ron Paul!

"All white."

ithacabaron commented on OSU Lacrosse Goalie Makes Sport Watchable, If Briefly

"See, there's an explanation for this. Cornell + Lacrosse = bad memories for all involved: [www.news.cornell.edu] The ball shattered his ribcage and the shards pierced his heart."

ithacabaron commented on Top Five Classic Celebrity Paparazzi Attacks (As Inspired By Sienna Miller's LAX Handbag Assault)

"Sports-related, how?"

ithacabaron commented on Famous 1972 Democrat Loser George McGovern Throws Hillary Under The Bus

"Thank goodness."

ithacabaron commented on Annoying Superhuman Lawyer-To-Be Makes Life More Difficult For The Rest Of Us

"I once ran a triathlon (finished 20th overall), got in my car, drove two hours, and then sang the National Anthem at the Philadelphia Phillies game later that night. That's pretty good, right? /ithacabaron admits that he's an athletic, vocally-talented, ivy-league douchebag (who speaks in the third-person)"

ithacabaron commented on The Fighting Cocks Are Coming Home To Roost

"STEPHANOPOULOS: "But can you name an economist who thinks that turning down $33 dollars a share for a failing internet company makes sense?" YAHOO!: "Well, I'll tell you what, I'm not going to put my lot in with Microsoft.""