If Jay-Z has any pull in this he should push for Brooklyn Zoo.
/Shame on You
/Shame on You
They'll just get you at the luge or at a Tim Horton's
The terrorists want nothing more than to blow all of you into Timbits.
It only make sense then that Spadaro should go back and wipe it up with a dick towel.
Well if it was Rafael Furcal instead of Kemp then Rihanna's ass would have been bobbled before it fell to the floor. Or ended up in a row of chairs at the other end of the resort.
Man, Kurt Warner is going to be pissed when he finds out Tiger slept with Brenda during the Rams Super Bowl season.
If only there were someone else in Cleveland's starting roster that might have drawn in more viewers....
Don't tell me Shaq suckered another TV channel by ripping off one of Steve Nash's show ideas again.
It could have been worse. Haywood had initially typed Benoit instead of Brown.
This is what happens when you try to tell someone from Texas that Ndamukong Suh actually has a real US birth certificate.
He said something funny enough to her that got her laughing at him
Since she was laughing at him, I'm sure he began with "Hi, I'm Jay Marriotti."
bottom line is we're Florida and he's Brandon Spikes and we expect certain things.
Tebow added, "as opposed to those Florida State fuckers where we expect them do all their gouging at a Dillards." #timtebow
Vikings' PR Department: Only declare people dead if they aren't alive enough to protest such an announcement
If they followed this lesson then they'd have to issue a press release about Brad Childress every time the Vikings end up near the goal line. #jamboroo
With the Yankees in the World Series and TBS no longer running Frank TV promos, has this been the worst baseball postseason you've ever had to endure? #peterking
a. Peter, a question for you.
b. Well actually, a detailed inquiry based on observations of your work.
c. You seem quick to heap praise of players, particularly quarterbacks, who appear to be openly enjoying football more than others. Your history with Brett Favre and preferable treatment of him in your columns are well documented even with the melodrama that has surrounded him for years. The same holds true recently of Tony Romo who despite having never having a meaningful win in the months of December and January, in your words, leads the league in smiles.
d. But for players who take a more business-like approach to their positions, Drew Brees for instance, you have called under appreciated despite having one of the best statistical seasons in NFL history last year. You even described him as old, despite being only 30 and having plenty of years of playing QB in his prime ahead of him.
e. You've also been described by your boss Dick Ebersol as having a "boyish enthusiasm" for the game, which sounds an awful lot like the "he's like a kid out there" praise that Favre receives on a weekly basis. While this approach to your profession is commendable it makes me wonder, do you find yourself as a writer gravitating toward players who display and share such enthusiasm within their line of work as you do? Do you feel that your style of writing and content are shaped by the attitudes of the players who do come across as having more fun on the football field? And do you recognize why there would be criticism from many football fans that a prominent media figure such as yourself will let these personal feelings of how happy a player appears to be determine the way your information of these players gathered as a journalist is presented to the reader with or without regard to actual outcomes such as wins, losses, touchdowns, interceptions and even game management?
f. Yes, these are serious questions presented in a serious manner. #peterking
Just do what the Dolphins did and let a bunch of celebrities get a piece of the team. Tampa has to have some celebrities that can gather up some loot, right? Hell, Dick Vitale can be a part owner. Brian Knobbs can also pitch in with the loose change he found in Hulk Hogan's couch. #tampabaybuccaneers
Salisbury swears that he said he's trying to CHEW money from Gawker. #seansalisbury
The NFL would like everyone to just calm down about all the brain-melting
Seriously, it's not as if George McFly is out there being stalked by Darth Vader from the planet Vulcan. #science
How appropriate, since women and Brad Childress are the only people who are incapable of handling drives. #bradchildress
Curt Schilling once said of Papelbon in Sports Illustrated, "He's not exactly a charter member of Mensa,"
Yes, this coming from the guy with relationship experience with someone who's been dead over 2000 years. #thedarksideofthelockerroom
This is all going to end up with Fergie handling all negotiating on behalf of the satellite companies. #mediameltdowns
I worked for the New Jersey Nets and Devils out of college and the same shit went on there.
And for $25,000 you can get a ticket on that taco train while Yi Jianlian teaches your kid algebra. #espnhorndoggery
