Jews For Purple Jesus commented on The Jimmy Clausen Fight: Alternative Histories

"He said something funny enough to her that got her laughing at him Since she was laughing at him, I'm sure he began with "Hi, I'm Jay Marriotti.""

Jews For Purple Jesus commented on Tim Tebow Messiah Watch: Eye For An Eye Edition

"bottom line is we're Florida and he's Brandon Spikes and we expect certain things. Tebow added, "as opposed to those Florida State fuckers where we expect them do all their gouging at a Dillards." #timtebow"

Jews For Purple Jesus commented on HALLOWEENAROO! Jamboroo, Week 8

"Vikings' PR Department: Only declare people dead if they aren't alive enough to protest such an announcement If they followed this lesson then they'd have to issue a press release about Brad Childress every time the Vikings end up near the goal line."

Jews For Purple Jesus commented on Live Chat With Peter King

"With the Yankees in the World Series and TBS no longer running Frank TV promos, has this been the worst baseball postseason you've ever had to endure?"

Jews For Purple Jesus commented on Live Chat With Peter King

"a."

Jews For Purple Jesus commented on Would Anyone Like To Own The Tampa Bay Buccaneers?

"Just do what the Dolphins did and let a bunch of celebrities get a piece of the team."