Pretty standard. Did you guys not go to public middle school in the South? I feel like 3/5 of my classmates could dunk.
@DavidWrightstuff: C'mon, maaaan. Read the comments. Like three dudes already made that joke.
@Fendi Hotdogbun: There are just some things you don't talk about in public.
It's not surprising he had the connections to get on the cover.
Shoelace's one-off pose of Desmond Howard's one-off Heisman pose.
A Youtube video of a Youtube video?
/head asplodes
"there comes a point in its trajectory when the drag of the surrounding air slows it down to a sufficient speed"

...and then I left my hometown.
@Botswana Meat Commission FC: On the road, everybody is playing a game of chance as to when they are going to be in an accident. Driving around in the smallest, least visible thing on the road that also happens to not have walls or seat belts just makes the accident more likely and much worse for you when it happens.
@MarxKarl: Well, he was fancy, so you knew he was going glove side.
Well, if his career wasnt't chopped and screwed before...
@NotMyFirstRo-Day-O: I have a friend who does the same thing. He calls it "turning a mud volcano into a snow-capped mountain."
That Big Ben picture is clearly doctored. It's showing AT&T with full bars.
@I_Like_TDs: And even then, only for 3-5 minutes at a time. 45 seconds if you're Drew.
Correlation doesn't imply causation, and they chose a dubious starting point for the graph. Also, global warming is bullshit.
This really devalues my Flordia degrees.
That billboard is like a Deadspin pun thread gone way too far
I'm tired of this kid. If I want to be called a loser by a 13 year old, then I'll play Modern Warfare 2.
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